Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 4 2009, 4:53 PM BSTMakes ringing the bell hard though.
*snigger*
Quote: EllieJP @ August 4 2009, 4:53 PM BSTI will take you up on that one day and you'll be shocked!
I think the missus will be more "shocked".
Oh trust you! 
Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2009, 12:57 PM BSTUnfortunately all egos are checked at the door and left with the coats. unless you have a sneaky ego stash in your sock.
Sung to the tune: Aurelia, i.e the hymn: "The Church's One Foundation"
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The doggies held a meeting
They came from near and far
Some they came by airy-plane
And some by motor car
Before they could go in though
Or even take a look
Each doggie took his ego off
And hung it on a hook
Now when they all were seated
Proud puppies, Dam and Sire
Some silly little mongrel
Got up and shouted 'Fire!'
Now in the rush that followed
There was no time to look
Each grabbed the nearest f**ing ego
From the nearest f**ing hook.
And that is why a doggie
Will leave a juicy bone
To sniff at another doggies ego
To see if its his own!
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PS: Non-BCG renderings of this song usually render 'ego' as 'arse'
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 4 2009, 4:52 PM BSTHey I travel to London from further than you MATE! You will get London, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!!!!
>_<
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 4 2009, 4:50 PM BSTHow about more central? Birmingham or something. Or even somewhere nice.
Birmingham would be good for me too. Although it's pretty much the same distance/traveling time as C. London.
We will see nearer the time. We have a year to work that stuff out!
Quote: Chappers @ August 4 2009, 4:19 PM BSTWhat's wrong? Have you got a life or something?
Nope. 
Quote: Gavin @ August 4 2009, 4:21 PM BSTWith Avatar like that it's unlikely.
Mmmmm. Perhaps I'll change it. 
Quote: Leevil @ August 4 2009, 4:49 PM BSTI'm having a meet up in my back garden, today at 6pm. Anyone's welcome B.Y.O.B.
Bring your own barrister.
Bring Your Own Body, I don't want any dumping this time!
Buy Your Own Beans.
Leevil's selling his garden produce.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 4 2009, 6:22 PM BSTBuy Your Own Beans.
Leevil's selling his garden produce.
Beans aren't ready yet. I've seedling-ed too many, and have no room for them. >_< Anyone want to buy some plants? 
I'm going to be over-run by tomatoes very soon. I fear they will attack in the night and suck the juice from our eyes.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 4 2009, 6:24 PM BSTI'm going to be over-run by tomatoes very soon. I fear they will attack in the night and suck the juice from our eyes.
Mine are ketchuping fast!
>_<
I did that joke on the good life thread!