British Comedy Guide

Joe Jackson's Got To Be Starting Something

http://www.thedailyliar.com/entertainment-got_to_be_starting_something

Shouldn't this be in Critique? Whistling nnocently

Oh for f**k's sake!

Quote: Badge @ July 16 2009, 2:03 AM BST

Shouldn't this be in the recycle bin?

I think your article is not as funny, as other articles I've read in The New Scientist and similar publications.

Personally, I was confused by the introduction of Ralph 'Piggy' Jacks. I liked the 'pelvic bone' but thought that the 'smallest of teats' came out of nowhere and didn't serve any purpose.

I was puzzled by the phrase; 'but it is understood that he either approves, disapproves, or doesn't give a shit, although not necessarily in that order, and certainly not in under 2000 words'. However, it makes a good filler.

Having said all this, I'm going to read 'Crime and Punishment' by Fyodor Dostoyevsky again - as having read your article, I need something to cheer me up.

LOL.

That was a critique! That was a critique! It should be in 'Critique'! That was a critique!

*runs around in circles*

*plays Benny Hill theme tune*

*taps small bald man on head repeatedly*

IT WAS A CRITIQUE!!!!

As the token girl, I'll be the scantily clad crowd of ladies is unflattering makeup...

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 16 2009, 3:19 AM BST

*taps small bald man on head repeatedly*

:$ I know it's big, but this is the third time I'm telling you this - That's not a small bald man.

*chases Andrea round and round the park*

Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2009, 3:21 AM BST

:$ I know it's big, but this is the third time I'm telling you this - That's not a small bald man.

It could be a bald oriental man if there's a Jap eye.

Quote: Joseff @ July 16 2009, 3:24 AM BST

It could be a bald oriental man if there's a Jap eye.

With an weeping infection? Only soothed by stroking a pussy?

:P :D :P :D

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