Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2009, 2:08 AM BSTthe most sticky looking, nasty, whore buckets I've seen outside of an Essex night club on a Monday night.
And you've seen a fair few of them, haven't you, Leev? Looking through your binoculars, hidden in the darkness of your transit van, chloroform and duct tape at the ready, waiting for one of them to make the mistake of walking home by themself...
(Takes me back to my youth. God just wouldn't stop telling me I had to do it.)
Someone's been reading my blog 
That's two people now, including my mum!
Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2009, 2:40 AM BSTThat's two people now, including my mum!
Dressing-up as your mum doesn't count.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 16 2009, 2:38 AM BSTAnd you've seen a fair few of them, haven't you, Leev? Looking through your binoculars, hidden in the darkness of your transit van, chloroform and duct tape at the ready, waiting for one of them to make the mistake of walking home by themself...
(Takes me back to my youth. God just wouldn't stop telling me I had to do it.)
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 16 2009, 2:50 AM BSTDressing-up as your mum doesn't count.
The numbers don't lie!
One day just before Christmas I lied to my boss about having an appointment with my doctor, when all I really wanted was to go Christmas shopping. I happened to walk in front of a camera crew who were taking footage of a bank robbery that had taken place a little while before hand. So there I was on the 6 p.m. news strolling past, not a care in the world, loaded down with Christmas goodies.
So, the moral of the story is; stay away from cameras!
I shy away from cameras, hate them, wouldnt like to be an actor either, no private life.
Back in the 1980s I got pissed off enough with the odd person staring at me then asking for an autograph, apparently I looked like Michael J Fox back then.
Strangely now 25 years on people think I look like the Russian from Sex in the City, never seen it myself but looks like I don't have to go on TV, other people do it for me. Gits.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 15 2009, 10:50 PM BSTI saw a few examples on another thread.
Who's been on telly?
And what were you doing?
It seems much easier to get on Telly these days so the older it is the more points you get.
I was on TV when I was 5 years old when the local TV station came to our school to film us learning about Fire. So 1990.
Again, I was filmed in 1997 when a girl from our school was being sent home to her own country. I ended up having to do the reading of Beowolf.
Was interviewed on the radio a couple of times, been in some telly as an extra, can't remeber what, and was an extra in The Saint and sat next to Alun Armstrong who was a top man!
Moore or Ogilvy?
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 9:23 AM BSTMoore or Ogilvy?
LOL
Not that old. Val Kilmer.
*turns back on Mark*
Lots of my clothes have been on TV and I've been in an advert for a dance album, dancing in silhouette, like the Tales of the Unexpected titles.
I've had quite a few texts read out on XFM, which have made the DJs laugh.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 16 2009, 2:38 AM BSTAnd you've seen a fair few of them, haven't you, Leev? Looking through your binoculars, hidden in the darkness of your transit van, chloroform and duct tape at the ready, waiting for one of them to make the mistake of walking home by themself...
(Takes me back to my youth. God just wouldn't stop telling me I had to do it.)
Wow God told me exactly the same thing, what a total swizz.
And I thought I was unique.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 16 2009, 10:02 AM BSTI've had quite a few texts read out on XFM, which have made the DJs laugh.
I've had texts read out by Sara Cox and Chris Moyles... I don't like to talk about it though.