I recently became unemployed and was forced to sell my car as I was unable to keep up the monthly payments. As it was a jaunting car, I now attend the benefits office on horseback.
Do you know what a jaunting car is?
Anyone get this?
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 15 2009, 8:05 PM BSTDo you know what a jaunting car is?
No, but I like to wear a hat at a jaunty angle.
Yes so what?
Just wanted to know if people in England knew what a jaunting car was, that's all.
Google tells me it's this
Unless you want your audience to whip out their mobiles and Google, I suggest you only tell this joke to the jaunting car appreciation society.
But, there are clever sods on here, who will get this.
Quote: Leevil @ July 15 2009, 8:09 PM BSTGoogle tells me it's this
Unless you want your audience to whip out their mobiles and Google, I suggest you only tell this joke to the jaunting car appreciation society.
But, there are clever sods on here, who will get this.
That's me sitting on the left.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 15 2009, 8:05 PM BSTDo you know what a jaunting car is?
No.
Quote: Leevil @ July 15 2009, 8:09 PM BST
Yes.
Quote: Leevil @ July 15 2009, 8:09 PM BSTBut, there are clever sods on here, who will get this.
I guessed, mainly because of the kind of novels I read.
Better than mine 
That's not saying much. But I will say:
I'd like to change my name please.
What's your name?
Morrace.
More arse?
No, not more arse, Morrace.
Oh, like Morris dancers.
No, not like them either… Morr ace, cos I'm ace, see.
Whatever, and your new name is?
Joseff.
Joseph, as in the Technicolour Dreamcoat?
No, Joseff as in Josef Stalin with an additional 'f' on the end.
Josef Stalinf, but you just said Joseph. Make your mind up More Arse.
It's Morrace, no I mean it's Joseff, no it's, look I've had enough of this crap, I'm going to be like Prince and change my name to symbol.
Cymbal it is then.
*cymbal crash*
This was written in response to one of More Arse's smart arse critiques which he deleted. Grow some balls More Arse.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 15 2009, 8:41 PM BSTI've had enough of this crap
You and me both, mate.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 8 2009, 4:27 PM BSTHi all,
Could people stop accusing and stirring about people having multiple
accounts. You can be sure the moderators know what's going on.If you would like to report another user, PLEASE PM a moderator rather
than accuse on the board.Thanks!
It's not multiple accounts if a user retires one though, is it? That's my guess as to why people are being allowed to appear under different guises - that they only use one at a time. Is that right?
Oh, and Nigel, I had no idea what a jaunting car was before I Googled it. Knowing what it is I still didn't find the joke funny. Sorry, mate.