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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 3rd November 2024, 3:59 PM

Just the nine yellow cards and one red.

FA Cup 2nd round draw (for those with an interest) is during Match of the Day on BBC2 tonight, which starts at 6:15. The draw itself is "expected" to be "about" 7:45. Talk about hiding it away so that no-one ever knows when it is. Where's Bert Millichip and his balls on a Monday lunchtime when you need him?

I used to like the sound of his balls on a Monday lunchtime.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 14th October 2024, 7:54 PM

AFC Wimbledon drawn away to some team called MK something or other in the 1st round of the FA Cup. Weekend of the 1/2/3/4 November. Let the fireworks begin!

The Beatles never liked stating whether they supported Liverpool or Everton
And it was the same between AFC & Milton Keynes Dons in a recent interview with the Wombles

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 3rd November 2024, 11:22 PM

The Beatles never liked stating whether they supported Liverpool or Everton
And it was the same between AFC & Milton Keynes Dons in a recent interview with the Wombles

No, the Wombles are definitely with AFC. For a start "The Wombles of Milton Keynes are we" just doesn't scan. Plus there's no Common to clean up. Just roundabouts. And concrete cows.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ......................

Spurs 1 Ipswich 2

Just the Spur they needed to confirm to themselves that they have got what it takes to stay up

Very impressed with the Ipswich keeper Muric

Doctor Spurs
always ready to help teams feeling under the weather

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th November 2024, 1:36 AM

Doctor Spurs

What! Cut their nuts off?!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th November 2024, 11:34 PM

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ......................

Spurs 1 Ipswich 2

Just the Spur they needed to confirm to themselves that they have got what it takes to stay up

Very impressed with the Ipswich keeper Muric

I thought it was quite funny that Aussie manager of theirs complaining about time wasting. I generally don't like it but when you're playing one of the so-called big six (Ha ha!) I think you do anything you can to win.

Ex-Charlton manager, Lennie Lawrence, takes over as Hartlepool manager at the age of 76. Nineteen years since his last managerial role.

A fire alarm at Stockley Park means VAR not functioning. Did it ever?

Ipswich and Crystal Palace's captain are getting criticised for their arm bands. This is ridiculous. If Wrexham's James McClean can have special treatment then everyone should be free to have an opinion.

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd December 2024, 7:28 PM

Ipswich and Crystal Palace's captain are getting criticised for their arm bands. This is ridiculous. If Wrexham's James McClean can have special treatment then everyone should be free to have an opinion.

It is getting effin' ridiculous, apart from which, The Town should have won that cert for them - I fear the worse, even at this early part of the season. If they can't beat CP at home, they haven't got a cat in hell's chance of staying up

Well done to both, showing a captain's courage, the attack on freedom of thought and speech needs standing up to. Institutions trying to force group think on people need standing up to, whatever the cause is. And football should get back to football, knocking players into the stands with proper tackles.

I always thought it was against FA/FIFA rules to wear anything making a political statement. Except, like everything else, when it suits them I suppose.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 4th December 2024, 10:07 AM

I always thought it was against FA/FIFA rules to wear anything making a political statement. Except, like everything else, when it suits them I suppose.

Exactly. Sheer hypocrisy

My team HTAFC are slowly rising from the ashes of Division 1
A great game last night with a hard-fought 1 - 0 win.
And Chappers was in goal.

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