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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 13th July 2024, 2:46 PM

The Scottish 24/25 football season starts today.

Just imagine if they'd got to the final.

Just watching the 66 final on channel 4

Crazy to think that if it had been level after extra time - there would have been a replay 😳

Quote: lofthouse @ 13th July 2024, 6:43 PM

Just watching the 66 final on channel 4

Crazy to think that if it had been level after extra time - there would have been a replay 😳

Even crazier, if the replay had been a draw, it would have gone to the toss of a coin. As did the 1968 Euros (as it wasn't called then) semi-final between USSR & Italy.

I bet USSR cheated

Watched it through for possibly the first time in colour and made notes of the obvious changes to today's game - No subs, no yellow/red cards (Nobby Styles would've been sent off and banned for a scything two footed hacking down of a German), no TV replays (very annoying) but also no diving, no rolling around on the floor after getting fouled, no obvious time wasting, and not many free kicks considering how physical the game was.

Very clear to me that Greaves would have cleaned up in front of goal unless he was fouled to death, but alas we'll never know. Instead we got a game of endurance running and hopeful shooting.

None of them wore pink boots

Nuff said

I saw a Dutch player the other night wearing black boots.

How's everyone's nerves?
I'm off to make the traditional lucky sausages.
Good luck one and all!

Very very scrappy game so far

Luke Shaw has looked very good

Oh....tits 😝😝

That's more like it!

Get Kane off whose done f**k all

Completely different team straight away

Well, those lucky sausages can f**k right off.
Roll on the World Cup!

God I f**king hate football

😡😡😡

They gave it a go against an exceptional team
But it was always unlikely to be enough
They did better than I thought and had a great tournament

I had so many consolation bets on Spain I'm quids in
But I'd rather have been quids out obviously

Never in it. An almost total lack of creativity till the subs came on again. He might as well have picked 10 defenders, twat.

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