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Seems to me an eternity since we did any predicting. 😧

Southgate has done a fantastic job IMO

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th October 2023, 9:00 AM

Seems to me an eternity since we did any predicting. 😧

I predicted the England v Australia game wouldn't be worth watching. I'm told I was right.

Pleasing result last night.

I say old boy, rather pleasing what, a jolly good show from our boys.

Pip-pip!

Bellingham is the shiz

Looks like a World star if he can keep level-headed and I think he will.

He's been in the Spanish team too long.
dago's practice falling down like a shot Oss at the slightest touch.

I have to admit, the immediate clutching of the face every time they get a nick on the shin is getting a bit wearing.
It's like they've not worked out we have slow-motion replays from every angle.
Need a few more yellow cards for simulation to get them out of the habit

Derby Day tomorrow , they are never enjoyable even if we were 5 -0 up with ten minutes to go those jammy bastards could get six pens,

Quote: Lazzard @ 20th October 2023, 11:30 AM

I have to admit, the immediate clutching of the face every time they get a nick on the shin is getting a bit wearing.
It's like they've not worked out we have slow-motion replays from every angle.
Need a few more yellow cards for simulation to get them out of the habit

At Sutton a couple of years ago a Maidenhead player clutched his face and rolled on the ground after confronting one of our players who was sent off.

Subsequently the club appealed because it had happened right in front of our camera. The suspensions were switched subsequently.

Rivaldo was the worst for this

Opposition player petulantly kicked the ball at his shin

He then crumples in a heap clutching his face

Cheating CHEATING twat

Fun fact, my team Bolton were minutes from signing him

He went to Olympiakos instead after already agreeing to sign for us

Not that I still hold a grudge...

The worse case EVER - the f**king twat

A travesty. And aren't Brazil always supposed to be brilliant footballers and should just blow everyone away with their skills? Anyone know what the score was at the time? (Probably says on the screen)

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