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Quote: Chappers @ December 15 2009, 10:57 PM GMT

Is he married? *

Do you ever hear about him having a relationship with a woman?

Does he have lots of pretty pretty boys in his squad?

* I don't actually know the answer to this one.

He is married (and has a daughter).

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Surely the 'Who do you fancy' and Football threads could be combined.

Quote: Chappers @ December 15 2009, 9:56 PM GMT

Land of the Giants eh?

They're too tiny. At least that's what Arsene said but he likes that kind of thing.

I think they're short of a leader. But it does look like a decent squad though. Arshavin is f**king quality.

Quote: Jack Massey @ December 15 2009, 11:16 PM GMT

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Arshavin is f**king quality.

I didn't know you were that way inclined!

Quote: Chappers @ December 15 2009, 9:56 PM GMT

Land of the Giants eh?

They're too tiny.

What, there cocks too small for you Chapman.

Quote: Jack Massey @ December 15 2009, 11:31 PM GMT

What, there cocks too small for you Chapman.

That's Tottenham.

Mighty Wolves !

:D

Our second string hold the Mancs to 3- 0 just like the first team would have done!

:D

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 15 2009, 11:56 PM GMT

Mighty Wolves !

:D

Our second string hold the Mancs to 3- 0 just like the first team would have done!

:D

:D :D

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 15 2009, 11:56 PM GMT

Mighty Wolves !

:D

Our second string hold the Mancs to 3- 0 just like the first team would have done!

:D

I don't blame them. I know how it would've demoralised the first team to get beaten that way, especially as they'd just won two in a row, Best to rest them for the big games. (i.e. - ones they've got a chance of winning.)

Quote: Chappers @ December 15 2009, 10:45 PM GMT

I think you'll find you're second with an inferior goal difference and having played an extra game!

Laughing out loud

Sorry Mr "Rain on your parade" Chappers

You'll probably tell me Father Christmas aint real too Teary

Some funny names in football have included Stefan Kuntz, Mario Turdo and some Paraguayan guy called Francisco "Chiqui" Arce (Cheeky Arse).

A new one today is added to the pantheon: Waldo Ponce

From the BBC website - 'Wigan boss Roberto Martinez is considering a move for Chile defender Waldo Ponce, who plays for Velez Sarsfield in Argentina.' :D

Wow! King's Lynn FC has gone bankrupt and shut down!

And it looks like Watford are in trouble and due for a 10 point deduction. Doesn't it make you sick how much the big clubs earn in comparison.

Welcome to MurdochWorld Fantasy Park !

Aussie Git!

Angry Angry Angry

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 17 2009, 12:34 AM GMT

Welcome to MurdochWorld Fantasy Park !

Aussie Git!

Angry Angry Angry

I think you'll find he's an American git now. About the same as an Aussie git though so it doesn't really matter.

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