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I used to think that Jesse Lingard was a smug little bugger but since moving to West Ham on loan I've realised that basically he plays with a smile on his face. Not surprising with the money he's earning but there aren't many others who seem to enjoy the fact that they are living the dream.

And what's the betting that the words of the English National Anthem were up on a screen for the England team to read.

Massive game tonight. Just about to sign into Sutton United v Torquay.

Enjoy.
I've been watching Liversedge FC's cup run.
Exciting stuff....and I can take the dog.
Next match I can have draught beer too.

Well we lost 1-0 but we've dropped to second but got games in hand.

where there are games in hand there is hope and fear in equal measure .

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 14th April 2021, 8:01 AM

where there are games in hand there is hope and fear in equal measure .

Oh I know. Points are always helpful. You've got to get points in the games in hand. But we've got 4 games in hand and one point below the top team.

It's the box seat for sure but in the words of the Great Bard 'There is many a slip twixt the cup and the lip' As way of a further insight into the possibility and in the words of the Great Evertonian 'F**k Off Tommy' We could easily blow this f**king caper' So I hope they do it as its heart breaking when a seasons outcome is condensed into a few games and small errors become magnified.
I also hate penalty shoot outs as they put a persons name to a teams defeat.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 14th April 2021, 7:52 PM

It's the box seat for sure but in the words of the Great Bard 'There is many a slip twixt the cup and the lip' As way of a further insight into the possibility and in the words of the Great Evertonian 'F**k Off Tommy' We could easily blow this f**king caper' So I hope they do it as its heart breaking when a seasons outcome is condensed into a few games and small errors become magnified.
I also hate penalty shoot outs as they put a persons name to a teams defeat.

It would be brilliant in a way to actually get into the league but it will cost us a bomb. Got to rip up our pitch for a start.

City were amazing and Liverpool were lack lustre , happy days.

This new European Super-League sounds a bit naff.

If this new league goes ahead it will be an act a civil war , on one side Hedge Funds and Petro dollars on the other over a 120 years of history and anyone who considers themselves a lover of the game.
A game were no one faces relegation and stops other teams from growing, Ironically they would be cornering the market by using socialist measures , closed shop and no external representation.
Neville was on the money and given the local pedigree of the ex players around Salford City , United would do well to heed his ire as he is best placed to offer a genuine football alternative to this anodyne format .

He was good wasn't he.
There's a Change.org petition if you're interested

Lazzard, I didn't know you were a footie fan. Do you want to join our Fantasy Football clique league next season? Lemme know near the time. We can call you Gazzard. :) Or you can join now, with six games left this season. You'll probably still finish above Chappers. :)

Alfred this break away stuff has to stop have you got permission to ask Gazzard to join? Otherwise we will have to start calling you Alfred Packer, Kerry's evil cousin

Lazzard I would sign the petition based on how expansive it is? We need the German model 51/49 fan based voting but let's not see FIFA or UEFA look like the good guys,
City got a walk over for fair play infringements and FIFA sold the World cup to a load of f**king Potty Time Petro Punks who have killed slaves building grounds in the desert.
If there is to be a civil war it has to be a global root and branch.
On a lighter note if I was giving tips out I would be keeping an eye on Klopp. He may turn out to be a purist as well as a pragmatist and see this as a reason to stand down.
If he does the Hedge Funders will react with additional hype and leave Rangers manger less champions .

I think this the worst idea for a league since the Justice one, whatever cut you prefer

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