Basel is in the next round!
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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th December 2017, 11:56 AMBasel is in the next round!
You complete and utter bastard!
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th December 2017, 10:59 AMSo Chappers me old fruit, how's it goin' at The Baggies?
I'm settling in quite well thanks.
I thought it couldn't get any worse when they unveiled the Ronaldo bust awhile back................but I was wrong with the Maradona statue this week. WTF were they thinking.
Looks more like Bob Ferris.
I'd love to claim the credit for this but seen on Facebook.
Arsenal fans complaining that they're selling Alexis Sanchez to a direct rival.
He's going to Manchester United - not Burnley.
Criticism of Phil Neville's appointment as the England women's team head coach based on his past tweet:
"When I said morning men I thought the women would of been busy preparing breakfast/getting kids ready/making beds-sorry morning women!"
Surely the bigger crime here, ignoring the complete lack of punctuation, is the use of the word "of" between "would" and "been" - three words that don't go together in any circumstances.
We're talking footballer here you Fat Owl - that is good for them. 
It's a shame that people aren't allowed to have a sense of humour nowadays.
Well you of all people would know that, Mr Punster. 
A West Ham official said that they shouldn't sign African players for various reasons.
A good non-political and totally football reason is because the African Cup of Nations occurs every two years around February time totally screwing up our club's league and cup season.
Don't piss on my hometown, bloody mancs! 
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 13th February 2018, 2:41 PMDon't piss on my hometown, bloody mancs!
If only you'd kept Salah. 
Up the mighty Villa! Seven straight wins to put them into second place.
Quote: George Kaplan @ 13th February 2018, 4:58 PMIf only you'd kept Salah.
Oozing with talent but was still a rough diamond when he played at Basel, needed 5 or 6 chances to score. Humble guy, couldn't be any nicer, so no one was really angry with him when he left.