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Quote: Jack Massey @ November 10 2009, 9:26 PM GMT

That is bad news.

Puts everything else here into perspective.

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 10 2009, 9:26 PM GMT

Just like the Michael Jackson death, it is at the moment impossible to get on Hannover 96's website, who Enke played for, probably due to many other people trying to get on it.

Why did you try to get on Hannover 96's website when Michael Jackson died?

I asked for that one didn't I?

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 10 2009, 9:37 PM GMT

I asked for that one didn't I?

:)

Quote: Chappers @ November 10 2009, 9:04 PM GMT

Robert Enke's dead. Suspected suicide.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/8353733.stm

:O

How sad. R.I.P.

Obviously it will have to be confirmed that it was suicide, but I guess when it comes to sportsmen/sportswomen in general, especially perhaps footballers, the idea of them suffering from mental health illness seems almost a bizarre idea. I know that ex-Arsenal winger Glenn Helder suffered from schizophrenia/bipolar affective disorder, but I can't think of too many others (certainly not where their illness was made public). Obviously there was Justin Fashanu as well.

On a lighter note. This woman college "soccer" player has been gaining some notoriety on both YouTube and in the US press...

Elizabeth Lambert

(She is currently suspended indefinitely.) :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

On a lighter note. This woman college "soccer" player has been gaining some notoriety on both YouTube and in the US press...

Elizabeth Lambert

(She is currently suspended indefinitely.) :)

Why am I so sexually attracted to this woman now? I have issues.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 11 2009, 2:26 PM GMT

Why am I so sexually attracted to this woman now? I have issues.

Because she hurts women? (Joke.) Dr Freud will see you now. (Freudian joke.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 2:29 PM GMT

Because she hurts women? (Joke.) Dr Freud will see you now. (Freudian joke.)

Because she hurts other women? Oh thank God, I thought it might be a gay thing. Phew.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 11 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

Because she hurts other women? Oh thank God, I thought it might be a gay thing. Phew.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

On a lighter note. This woman college "soccer" player has been gaining some notoriety on both YouTube and in the US press...

Elizabeth Lambert

(She is currently suspended indefinitely.) :)

Bloody hell, lol! Guess who was the bully in her school!

Quote: Chappers @ November 10 2009, 9:04 PM GMT

Robert Enke's dead.

Sad news, indeed.

Although he was a very good goalkeeper - to think he could stop a speeding train - was perhaps wishful thinking... Unimpressed

Quote: don rushmore @ November 11 2009, 5:44 PM GMT

Sad news, indeed.

Although he was a very good goalkeeper - to think he could stop a speeding train - was perhaps wishful thinking... Unimpressed

He wasn't wearing his Gloves apparently, Don.

The great train stoppery.

Just watching the film The Damned United half way through it, what a good film. Has anyone else watched it? Brian Clough was a legend wasn't he?

Cool I really want to see it but its not playing in any theaters in my neck of the woods. :(

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 11 2009, 9:33 PM GMT

Just watching the film The Damned United half way through it, what a good film. Has anyone else watched it? Brian Clough was a legend wasn't he?

Do you think the same thing will happen when Ferguson finally finishes?

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