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it's no good us practising penalties, free kicks, moves off the ball, getting into the box etc etc etc.

We need to learn how to cheat like all the rest.

I've given up already. Put us out of our misery so we can enjoy the World Cup.

Finally!

'Bout bleedin' time!

Stay on your feet, Sturridge. Or dive better.

D'oh!

Oh crumbs!

We're boned

Notice the Scots supporters in the crowd singing with the Uruguay supporters.

At least we know our place.

If only we had a World class player.

Quote: Chappers @ 19th June 2014, 9:59 PM BST

If only we had a World chess player.

That may have helped.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 19th June 2014, 10:03 PM BST

That Brian May would have helped.

Why's that?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 19th June 2014, 10:19 PM BST

Take That?

Back of the net for good?

:D

What is the point of salvaging a draw anyway? We'd only be let down in the later rounds. Winning all the games, that's what we want.

Well that, as they say, is that.

You can always rely on the Italians in a crisis.

:(

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