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Quote: catskillz @ October 29 2009, 6:01 PM BST

Speaking of Baseball, whatever happened to that young Cubs fan who ruined his team's chance of winning their first World Series since 1908, by catching the ball himself, instead of letting the outfielder catch it, a few years back? Did he have to go into hiding?

Who cares? It's only Rounders!

So Marlon King's been jailed for 18 months. Bloody good job too. These pro footballers do seem to think they're God's gift to women.

He apparently pinched her bum and when she rejected his advances he said she wasn't in his league. WTF? Why touch her in the first place?

Quote: Chappers @ October 30 2009, 12:32 AM BST

So Marlon King's been jailed for 18 months. Bloody good job too. These pro footballers do seem to think they're God's gift to women.

He apparently pinched her bum and when she rejected his advances he said she wasn't in his league. WTF? Why touch her in the first place?

Jailed? what for?

Breaking her nose with a punch to the face.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8332029.stm

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 30 2009, 12:35 AM BST

Breaking her nose with a punch to the face.

What a c**t.

I watched a programme tonight about the girl who had sulphuric acid thrown in her face. Shocking, how these people do these things, it baffles me.

I hope someone breaks his nose while in jail.
P.S. The Phillies drew first World Series blood. Not that anyone cares around here but its big news in North America :)

Quote: Curt @ October 30 2009, 12:41 AM BST

P.S. The Phillies drew first World Series blood. Not that anyone cares around here but its big news in North America :)

I'm in Philly at the moment. It's the only thing anyone seems to care about.

Quote: DaButt @ October 30 2009, 12:43 AM BST

I'm in Philly at the moment. It's the only thing anyone seems to care about.

DaButt, have you ran the steps? or is that too cliche?

I'd love too.

:)

Quote: Curt @ October 30 2009, 12:41 AM BST

I hope someone breaks his nose while in jail.
P.S. The Phillies drew first World Series blood. Not that anyone cares around here but its big news in North America :)

world series? Is that like the World Cup or something?

Quote: Chappers @ October 30 2009, 12:46 AM BST

world series? Is that like the World Cup or something?

Chappers do you know your football? Really know it?

Quote: Chappers @ October 30 2009, 12:46 AM BST

world series? Is that like the World Cup or something?

No it would be more like winning the British Premiere League. I think only Hockey has something similar to a World Cup for a North American sport.

Quote: Scottidog @ October 30 2009, 12:46 AM BST

DaButt, have you ran the steps? or is that too cliche?

Seen them, but not run them.

Today's workout consisted of drinking beers with my boss in my hotel room. Now I have only one left and the nearest beer store is a long way away. :(

Quote: Curt @ October 30 2009, 12:52 AM BST

No it would be more like winning the British Premiere League. I think only Hockey has something similar to a World Cup for a North American sport.

Do you mean Field or Ice?

Quote: DaButt @ October 30 2009, 12:53 AM BST

Seen them, but not run them.

Today's workout consisted of drinking beers with my boss in my hotel room. Now I have only one left and the nearest beer store is a long way away. :(

:D

It is a horrible feeling, at least there is one open, in England they're all shut!

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