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Quote: Ben @ September 9 2013, 9:42 PM BST

How can you insult Motson?!

I find it surprisingly easy !

Quote: Ben @ September 9 2013, 9:42 PM BST

How can you insult Motson?!

"F**k off Motty, heh heh".

That was a lot better today, Switzerland. Thanks boys...Brazil 2014 is near.

What a tosser!

It is (almost) a man's game!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2415855/Louis-Tomlinson-tackle-One-Direction-fans-send-death-threats-Gabriel-Agbonlahor.html

Quote: Chappers @ September 10 2013, 8:59 PM BST

What a tosser!

It is (almost) a man's game!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2415855/Louis-Tomlinson-tackle-One-Direction-fans-send-death-threats-Gabriel-Agbonlahor.html

I can't believe he went below the knee. He needs tackling practise.

I can't believe I missed Great British Bake Off for such a woeful display. Angry

Quote: Chappers @ September 10 2013, 8:59 PM BST

What a tosser!

It is (almost) a man's game!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2415855/Louis-Tomlinson-tackle-One-Direction-fans-send-death-threats-Gabriel-Agbonlahor.html

Some One Direction fans are genuinely unhinged. They need to prosecute one of them for their vile Twitter crap. Maybe seeing some teeny bopper in the dock might make the others think about what they are doing.

Quote: Jennie @ September 10 2013, 9:40 PM BST

Some One Direction fans are genuinely unhinged. They need to prosecute one of them for their vile Twitter crap. Maybe seeing some teeny bopper in the dock might make the others think about what they are doing.

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It was more likely to have occurred the other way round. The inexperienced member of a pop group ploughing into a professional footballer. How many million pounds worth of players were on that pitch?
Surely common sense suggests that all charity matches should take place in the summer.

Yep. I know we all did it as kids, and God knows I would have gone to Mark Owen's house if my mum had let me, but there are limits.

Anyway, that game was there for the taking for England tonight. Not enough ball control, too many long passes, not enough creativity in the final third. I reckon the mighty reds of Nottingham Forest could have beaten this Ukrainian team tonight (possibly before that Beezus chap came on, he looked quite handy).

Two victories in two at Wembley is not going to be easy.

Quote: Jennie @ September 10 2013, 9:55 PM BST

Yep. I know we all did it as kids, and God knows I would have gone to Mark Owen's house if my mum had let me, but there are limits.

Anyway, that game was there for the taking for England tonight. Not enough ball control, too many long passes, not enough creativity in the final third. I reckon the mighty reds of Nottingham Forest could have beaten this Ukrainian team tonight (possibly before that Beezus chap came on, he looked quite handy).

Two victories in two at Wembley is not going to be easy.

If Aaron reads that you may be banned. Certainly as a female you have no right to espouse such things. Be careful. Although Aaron still thinks a football match is a soccer dating site.

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2013, 9:51 PM BST
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What happened to Femen?!!!

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2013, 10:15 PM BST

If Aaron reads that you may be banned. Certainly as a female you have no right to espouse such things.

Why not?

Quote: Jennie @ September 10 2013, 10:24 PM BST

Why not?

Look he only set up the football thread for silly boys to talk about their silly sport'n stuff. If he found a girl on it it might be too much for him. He's weak. He can't take sudden shocks.

Ah. I LOVE football. And rugby. And cricket. It makes me a great date - I will suggest leaving the restaurant early to go home and watch MOTD.

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2013, 10:29 PM BST

He can't take sudden shocks.

Or liquids after 7pm.

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