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English v Germans. Penalties. They should probably just shake hands now.

Quote: Jennie @ August 30 2013, 10:18 PM BST

English v Germans. Penalties. They should probably just shake hands now.

Recent history says Chelsea win!

Too weak from Lukaku. Shame.

Bloody hell!

Quote: roscoff @ August 30 2013, 10:19 PM BST

Recent history says Chelsea win!

Or not. Like an angry dad at kids footy, too close to the goalkeeper.

Quote: roscoff @ August 30 2013, 10:28 PM BST

too close to the goalkeeper.

Well he respects him professionally, but he's never invited him to a dinner party

Shame, I actually thought they deserved that.

I miss going to football matches. Problem is, my local team is Millwall.

Quote: Jennie @ August 30 2013, 10:58 PM BST

Shame, I actually thought they deserved that.

I miss going to football matches. Problem is, my local team is Millwall.

Don't see a problem

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Phwoar. Screw online dating. The New Den is where I need to be!

He's a catch alright, you just need a big enough net (like the ones the trapeze artists use for instance)

I bet his missus has real trouble getting the blue off the bed sheets. :(

Quote: Jennie @ August 30 2013, 11:47 PM BST

I bet his missus has real trouble getting the blue off the bed sheets. :(

I may be going out on a limb here but I'm going for single with lot's of mates and 'i don't need girls I've got football' tattooed on his bum.

Nope. Men like that always have lovely, faithful women who raise a couple of kids and have their four dinners on for when they get home. It's cos he's tough, innit.

Although I'm sure I recognise him as one of my willy wavers, so who knows.

I obviously need to put on some weight. Although three dinners would be plenty.

Quote: Jennie @ August 30 2013, 11:54 PM BST

Although I'm sure I recognise him as one of my willy wavers, so who knows.

You've probably seen his willy more recently than he has.

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