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Oh God, 5-1!? I swear Sunderland have done this on purpose to destroy even our filmsy goal difference. :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 29 2013, 9:43 PM BST

Oh God, 5-1!? I swear Sunderland have done this on purpose to destroy even our filmsy goal difference. :(

Alright Catskillz. Rolling eyes ;)

Brilliant. 6-1. We're now 17th. :/

Quote: Will Cam @ April 29 2013, 7:39 PM BST

Those out-of-breath deadbeats are called QPR. The last thing we need is another overpaid loser.

A QPR supporter calling Suarez a loser? Laughing out loud

That's even funnier than Mark Hughes spunking in your face and empty bank account.

Quote: Will Cam @ April 29 2013, 7:39 PM BST

And Bale is by far the best player in the country at the moment. Suarez isn't fit to bite his arm, gouge his eye or stamp on him when the ref isn't looking.

Bale isn't really a clean player either in case you haven't noticed. Apart from the drugs (allegedly)
Bale dives like Isadora Duncan. I'll give you that Suarez likes a stamp (along with most attacking players) but he stopped diving prior to the Moyes thing.

If he can also crack the biting, cheating and talking like Hitler thing he will be an asset to Bayern when they buy him.

When Teddy Says that, who is a Liverpool fan himself then it carries more weight.

Steve his agent is Pepe Guardelos brother.
LFC have no Champions League.
And it's 15/8 with Sky Bet that he will join Bayern.
I admit I don't like the guy but he can certainly play footy, he's just flawed.

Some say a flawed diamond is better than a pebble, but measure his skill agianst his antics and we are not talking Ian Callaghan are we?

He's not flawed, this isn't flower arranging. How the f**k can you support Everton if you're put off by a bit of stamping and gamesmanship? The difference is Everton forget to kick the ball in the goal.

If Suarez moves to Bayern this Summer I'll personally buy you lunch and weed your mum's garden.

Never mind about the weeds or the Frankfurters.

To be honest I'm not sure,Everton might not have scored as many goals as some of the teams below them, but who's looking down these days?

When it comes to the Premier League table you need to to look up not back, it doesn't work like that.

Come on Real - get a goal quickly to keep this exciting!

Now that was quite a finale.

An exciting last ten minutes or so.

Glad Madrid didn't make it through though.

Der greasy dagos are no match for teams from The Fatherland !

"Three leopards on a shirt?"

Quote: Chappers @ April 30 2013, 9:51 PM BST

"Three leopards on a shirt?"

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