Blaming the victim is a clear indication that you have not grasped the crime.
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Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2013, 11:56 AM BSTYou deserve six of the best for that attitude.
Come on, the poor guy is at sixes and sevens. Have a heart.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 28 2013, 11:17 AM BSTHow stupid can you get, Cam? You can make a showreel of stamps and professional fouls of any major player. Suarez doesn't stand out in any way.
The only reason he gets singled out is because he scores a lot of beautiful goals, unlike Fellaini or Peinaar or Luiz or neanderthal defenders like Huth and Cattermole.
Yeah I'd be pissed off if he fouled a player in my team and rubbed it in with an exquisite goal or assist as well.
As for Olly, the Man United forumer who can't spell 'arsehole', he'd have Suarez in a United shirt in a f**king instant the hypocritical c**t.
I have ran the above post through a new App I have called Condense-a-Spew:
'Suarez is a twat'
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 28 2013, 4:50 AM BSTI think he is something other than a dirty little bastard.
I also think QPR can still stay up, so what do I know
You know the same as me Steve 
Quote: Will Cam @ April 28 2013, 10:32 PM BSTYou know the same as me Steve
It'll all be better next year when you're in the Blue Square South. 
Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2013, 10:34 PM BST
It'll all be better next year when you're in the Blue Square South.
Cheers Rob 
Quote: Rob H @ April 28 2013, 10:34 PM BST
It'll all be better next year when you're in the Blue Square South.
Or in a couple of years playing the Wolves !
Quote: Will Cam @ April 28 2013, 10:32 PM BSTI have ran the above post through a new App I have called Condense-a-Spew:
'Suarez is a twat'
You'd be very happy to have him playing up front in whatever team of chubby, out-of-breath, English deadbeats you support.
Gareth bale as PFA player of the year? What a f**king swindle.
He's got the young player of the year - that's good enough. I wouldn't have even given him that to be honest - I'd have given it to Eden Hazard. Bale is an amazing player but he won last year and this year Suarez has played out of his skin.
Not to mention the fact that no matter how well he plays Bale looks like a f**king freak on the ball. Laughably Gordon Taylor said he was a good role-model for youngsters! Apart from diving like Jaques Cousteau Bale has the kind of body you can only get from steroid and growth hormone use.
There's no proper drug testing in football but I'd be interested to see his hematocrit level. I reckon his piss could score a goal by itself.
Quote: lofthouse @ April 28 2013, 2:02 PM BSTYes yes he's a dirty retard
But what about that Ivanovic??
WHAT A PUFF!
some dirty little c**t bit me - I'd smash his toothy face in - balls to football and red cards
He should have kicked the shit out of him
Instead he just went crying to the ref like a little girl
Mummy mummy the bad man bited me
Pope Lofty's second sermon showing a zesty reinterpration of turning the other cheek.
Gareth Bale may look like a Capuchin monkey and may dive like a Kingfisher.
But he is a worthy winner and given that he was given BOTH prizes by his fellow professionals I find this award to be conclusive.
I heard boo's go up when they mentioned Chewy Suarez and was amused by them.
So RVP gets the Golden Boot
Bale gets two prizes
And Chewy gets launched down the Swanee, not a bad week at all.
Given that the Derby is upon us I anticipate a comfortable win for the Peoples Club as we climb those lofty heights.
On a lighter note given that Chewy has so much time on his hands he my go back home so he can walk around talking like Hitler and biting people (Apparently it's a cultural thing according to his manageress Brenda)
Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 29 2013, 1:05 PM BSTYou'd be very happy to have him playing up front in whatever team of chubby, out-of-breath, English deadbeats you support.
Those out-of-breath deadbeats are called QPR. The last thing we need is another overpaid loser.
And Bale is by far the best player in the country at the moment. Suarez isn't fit to bite his arm, gouge his eye or stamp on him when the ref isn't looking.
I think the problem is that there hasn't been one player who's been consistent all season. Suarez perhaps comes close, but Bale had a very quiet start to the season and Van Persie went through a purple patch after a scintillating start.
I was surprised that De Gea made the Best XI team. I'm a fan of his and think he's only going to improve, but he had a pretty poor start to the season. Begovic has been outstanding at times given that he plays for Stoke and keeps so many clean sheets.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 29 2013, 1:46 PM BSTGareth bale as PFA player of the year? What a f**king swindle.
He's got the young player of the year - that's good enough. I wouldn't have even given him that to be honest - I'd have given it to Eden Hazard. Bale is an amazing player but he won last year and this year Suarez has played out of his skin.
Not to mention the fact that no matter how well he plays Bale looks like a f**king freak on the ball. Laughably Gordon Taylor said he was a good role-model for youngsters! Apart from diving like Jaques Cousteau Bale has the kind of body you can only get from steroid and growth hormone use.
There's no proper drug testing in football but I'd be interested to see his hematocrit level. I reckon his piss could score a goal by itself.
Apparently voting takes place soon after Christmas so none of the recent stuff would count against Suarez.
Quote: Ben @ April 29 2013, 7:48 PM BSTI was surprised that De Gea made the Best XI team. I'm a fan of his and think he's only going to improve, but he had a pretty poor start to the season. Begovic has been outstanding at times given that he plays for Stoke and keeps so many clean sheets.
F**k me. We're in a bad way if the best goalie can't even see properly.
So Wenger thinks Champions League qualification is in their own hands!
WRONG!!!
If Spurs win all theirs and Chelsea win their other three games it makes no difference if the Arsenal win all theirs.
Villa beating Sunderland 2-1 at the moment. It's hard to know how to feel. It's gonna be a scary last three games.
I really want Villa to win this. It's rare I get nervous while watching the game as a neutral, but I am tonight.