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Wolves are down the khasi . . just waiting for the chain to be pulled !

Quote: Lazzard @ April 27 2013, 4:18 PM BST

I always get the boy's haircuts wrong.
But when I suggest the dear lady wife take them - thus cutting out the middle man - she won't have it.
Instead I have to learn by heart some bizarre foreign language that's meant to describe how the boys hair should look.
I, of course, ignore this and just ask for "general tidy-up".
And get a bollocking.

This was exactly the situation I found myself in today. I was under strict instructions not to get it any shorter than necessary to rescue him from looking like the youngest inmate in an asylum.

I sent her a picture, only to be told that she 'had wanted it shorter than that.'

Aarrrghhh!!!

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 27 2013, 7:53 PM BST

Wolves are down the khasi . . just waiting for the chain to be pulled !

They should never have got rid of Mick McCarthy.

Wow, Newcastle suffered a real mauling from the Suarez-less Liverpool. And at home too.

Quote: Chappers @ April 27 2013, 2:18 PM BST

You were always a bit higher level than Sutton was when I was young and I hated them. Then when they got into the league I had a lot of respect for them - brilliant when they beat Liverpool in the Cup Final!

Had a soft spot ever since - even though they by-passed Sutton on the way back up.

Back from the big match. Great result. Great atmosphere.

I remember the 1963 Amateur Cup Final - Wimbledon v Sutton. Great excitement locally. Eddie Reynolds, the Wimbledon centre forward, is still the only player ever to score 4 headed goals in one match at Wembley.

Incidentally that reminds me with regard to another thread on this site (which comedy stars have you met?), many's the time I stood next to Cardew Robinson in the Plough Lane toilets at half time...

Anybody think that Suarez is anything other than a dirty little bastard?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f65_1367078392

That video was originally posted on YouTube by a Manchester United forumer called 'Olly' from Redcafe,he is popular over there for his gif's and photoshops.

Leaves out a few of his crimes in Ajax, including his first incident of biting and of course doesn't show any of his dives. The worst thing about Suarez is not the severity of what he does but the sheer frequency, every match he just has to do something completely petty and vicious. Liverpool fans boast in one sentence how he has never been sent off for Liverpool and in the next cry about how much referees hate them, he is a very lucky man to be so indispensable for his club.

Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2013, 11:43 PM BST

Anybody think that Suarez is anything other than a dirty little bastard?

I think he is something other than a dirty little bastard.

I also think QPR can still stay up, so what do I know

Quote: Will Cam @ April 27 2013, 11:43 PM BST

Anybody think that Suarez is anything other than a dirty little bastard?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f65_1367078392

How stupid can you get, Cam? You can make a showreel of stamps and professional fouls of any major player. Suarez doesn't stand out in any way.

The only reason he gets singled out is because he scores a lot of beautiful goals, unlike Fellaini or Peinaar or Luiz or neanderthal defenders like Huth and Cattermole.

Yeah I'd be pissed off if he fouled a player in my team and rubbed it in with an exquisite goal or assist as well.

As for Olly, the Man United forumer who can't spell 'arsehole', he'd have Suarez in a United shirt in a f**king instant the hypocritical c**t.

I've decided football is shit.

You deserve six of the best for that attitude.

>_<

You'll never walk alone again.

:D Gonna get so much crap off the many Liverpool supporters I work with, on Monday.

For the second time Louis Suarez bit a fellow sportsman on the field of play, he was neither provoked or in danger at the time.

If as opposed to Sky Sports cameras the incident was recorded as CCTV of a pub car park the footage would have made Crimewatch.

Louis Suarez agents job is to emphasis his clients appeal to young sports minded teenagers and kids as he can influence them to change brands and they do.
Have you tried impressing a kid these days?.

I do not think for one minute that footballers are responsible for societies woes, but they are role models, they're even paid to do it!'

Take the same team and look at Jamie Carragher and Steven Gerarrd,now they'res sportsmen.
Gerarrd's had one small bump but he has more than made up for it by being a truly positive role model and an example to every kid who pulls on a red top whether its a replica or a real first team one.

So don't think that biting is not repugnant and if you do come on defending it would you please list the number of people you have bitten yourself so that fellow posters can assess who has what mindset

Yes yes he's a dirty retard

But what about that Ivanovic??

WHAT A PUFF!

some dirty little c**t bit me - I'd smash his toothy face in - balls to football and red cards

He should have kicked the shit out of him

Instead he just went crying to the ref like a little girl

Mummy mummy the bad man bited me

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