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Quote: Ben @ April 21 2013, 7:27 PM BST

How do you think he's going to fare in the Premier League?

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I expect him to fare very well. You've bought another Ryan Giggs potentially. He's super fast with a big bag of tricks, and will no doubt embarrass many defenders.

I've only seen him on YouTube and he looks pacy and attacking, but it's not against the highest level of opposition.

He actually played against Utd in the League Cup, 18 months ago, and did well - proof he can mix it with the big boys.

But don't expect consistent good form straightaway, he might need a season to 'adapt'.

Negatives? He holds onto the ball for too long and his shooting isn't brilliant but that will improve, he's only 20. All in all, a great buy. Probably.

Heard these, thought they were pretty good.

Chant: He bites, he dives, he hates the Jackson 5, Louis Suarez, Louis Suarez!!

What's Suarez's Star Wars name?

Chewcentrebacca.

I missed the vast majority of the Chelsea game because I was watching my eldest play ( a convincing 8-5 victory with Lazzard Junior scoring the opener).

Got in the car and managed to catch the last 30 seconds on 5 Live.

Where are you Chappers? I was looking forward to learning about how United are so much worse than Suarez, like a history lesson about how the 1970's united team routinely feasted on orphaned infants or how Ferguson uses foreskin as chewing gum?

You could have at least brought up Cantona or something , you are the only reason I read this thread.

Quote: Jamey @ April 22 2013, 3:55 PM BST

Where are you Chappers?

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He's sticking pins into his FC Basel-voodoo doll.

Anyone watching the Man United game tonight? Come on UNITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ April 22 2013, 6:30 PM BST

He's sticking pins into his FC Basel-voodoo doll.

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He'll have to join the queue...

I can live with the wrath of Russia and England.

Man Utd 2-0 up in 12mins. :/ Great 2nd goal from Van Persie though.

Gooooooooooo ONNNNNNNNNNNN.

Yes we'll done United.

What do we do with Luis though? Burn him?

SHIT!!!!

Quote: David Smith @ April 22 2013, 6:34 PM BST

Anyone watching the Man United game tonight? Come on UNITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

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Oh f**k - not another one.

Quote: Jamey @ April 22 2013, 3:55 PM BST

Where are you Chappers? I was looking forward to learning about how United are so much worse than Suarez

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Suarez is the most complete player in the league. Aside from his obvious flair and talent, he always turns up and always tries to win which you can't say about many other star players.

Am I the only person who was more worried about Suarez after the Ivanovic bite? I hope they gave him a tetanus boost.

Man United are a shower of shite.

Well my beloved QPR are still hanging on by a thread. We only need to beat Reading, Arsenal, Newcastle and Liverpool whilst Villa only get 2 points from 4 games and Wigan only get 3 points from 5 games...........