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The Arsenal feed on my Facebook has just put up some recent pictures of Jack Wilshire, so my theory about him actually being dead and Arsene Wenger covering it up has been busted. :(

We've got Man City (or Arsenal 2.0 as I call them) on Sunday. I think my Giroud hat trick prediction might be a little optimistic.

Quote: Chappers @ September 19 2012, 6:03 PM BST

Watching the English girls now. They're coasting a bit at 2-0 with a soft second goal.

Aren't all girl's goal soft goals?

Do they all run with one arm going backwards and forwards across their body?

Jonjo Shelvey seems an aggressive chap. He looks a bit like Jaap Stam as well.

United playing very average again. Their midfield lacks any penetrating runs.

Incidentally, I'm watching the game on perhaps the highest quality stream I've ever seen online.

50/50 tackle.

John Terry has quit his International career saying he wants to spend more time with someone else's family.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 23 2012, 11:06 PM BST

John Terry has quit his International career saying he wants to spend more time with someone else's family.

Maybe he was offered a golden handshake and was so pleased someone wanted to shake his hand, he jumped at the offer.

Quote: Ben @ September 23 2012, 2:09 PM BST

Jonjo Shelvey seems an aggressive chap. He looks a bit like Jaap Stam as well.

Maybe he's modelled himself on Stam, or Vidic, or Roy Keane, or C**tana or Ince or any other dirty bastard who Manchester United field to put opponents out of the game.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 23 2012, 11:06 PM BST

John Terry has quit his International career saying he wants to spend more time with someone else's family.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I got a fiver that says John Terry will be back in an England shirt in under 12 months.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/sep/24/halsey-complaint-police-abuse-twitter

Nice to see the bullshit maturity and classiness didn't last too long from either side

I can't find a bloody stream for the Villa match, this is killing me!

No TV, but http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19700243

I've got the radio commentary on sky channel 0144, cheers though Mr P

:)

Great result, Gerry.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 23 2012, 11:06 PM BST

John Terry has quit his International career saying he wants to spend more time with someone else's family.

I've just heard this used on Jack FM, the little tinkers.

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