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Quote: Tuumble @ September 11 2009, 12:11 PM BST

Just noticed that Fabio Capello has now managed for as many games as Steve McLaren. Here's how their records compare:

McLAREN - ALL
P18 W9 D4 L5 F32 A12 - 1.78 goals a game

CAPELLO_ ALL
P18 W14 D2 L2 F50 A15 - 2.78 goals a game

McLAREN - COMPETITIVE
P12 W7 D2 L3 F24 A7 - 2 goals a game

CAPELLO - COMPETITIVE
P8 W8 D0 D0 F31 A5 - 3.88 goals a game

I can hear McLaren now spouting on how England had more competitive fixtures and a superior overall defensive record under his reign but I see little else in his favour.

Nice stats, thanks Tuumble. Although I think you should have included the fact that Steve has the most convincing foreign accent of the two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90

Man City put down a bit of a marker today.

Yes, on Van Persie's face. :D

Just been reminded of this, but it still stands as one of the most audacious pieces of skill ever: right foot volley, left foot volley lob over the keeper. Unbelievable!

Best Goal Ever

Dan

Errr Looked like an own goal to me.

Do you want me to put <irony> tags around it? Bloody writers...

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ September 16 2009, 2:42 PM BST

Do you want me to put <irony> tags around it? Bloody writers...

Dan

Yes. Yes I do. :|

<irony for the benefit of the Time Walker>
Just been reminded of this, but it still stands as one of the most audacious pieces of skill ever: right foot volley, left foot volley lob over the keeper. Unbelievable!

Best Goal Ever
</irony for the benefit of the Time Walker>

Dan

Cheers, Dan. That's much better.

:D

<irony>
No problem.
</irony>

;)

Dan

So Paul Scholes got sent off just because he's Paul Scholes. That's right. Because he's a dirty thug. What planet is ferguson on?

Quote: Chappers @ September 18 2009, 11:45 PM BST

So Paul Scholes got sent off just because he's Paul Scholes. That's right. Because he's a dirty thug. What planet is ferguson on?

:O

paul scholes = one of the greatest midfielders of all time

he got sent off cos everyone knows he can't tackle Cool

Quote: Mike T @ September 18 2009, 11:50 PM BST

:O

paul scholes = one of the greatest midfielders of all time

he got sent off cos everyone knows he can't tackle Cool

I could never tell if Ferguson was trying to be funny.

Nah - no chance. he's just a Gorbals thug.

Quote: Chappers @ September 19 2009, 12:05 AM BST

I could never tell if Ferguson was trying to be funny.

Nah - no chance. he's just a Gorbals thug.

So what team (if any) do you support then..?

Quote: Mike T @ September 19 2009, 12:07 AM BST

So what team (if any) do you support then..?

Anyone but those scummy bastards - as Spagget and Jack will confirm.

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