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Quote: Oldrocker @ December 8 2011, 12:27 AM GMT

"Wrigleys issue a profits warning after Manchester United exit from the Champions League."

:D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15853955.stm

Laughing out loud

He really is the vilest of people.

How funny, Benfica helped knock thm out last time too! My new favourite Portuguese team!

I guess the Waifer cup is more their level, and their luck was due to run out after fluking another final apearnce.

Amazing really. I think they have better players this year yet they're like the teabag joke. Already out of two cups before Christmas.

Anyone that old with no grey hair obiously dyes thir hair. Just like Silvio Berlusconi.

JACK WILSHERE last night dubbed Wayne Rooney England's 'brainiest footballer' after he won a Euro 2012 reprieve.

His Three Lions pal Wilshere was thrilled. He said: "That was a massive decision because we need Wayne there. For me, he's our best player.

"There is not another England player on his wavelength. His brain is miles ahead of any England player.

:D

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 9 2011, 11:37 AM GMT

JACK WILSHERE last night dubbed Wayne Rooney England's 'brainiest footballer' after he won a Euro 2012 reprieve.

His Three Lions pal Wilshere was thrilled. He said: "That was a massive decision because we need Wayne there. For me, he's our best player.

"There is not another England player on his wavelength. His brain is miles ahead of any England player.

That says more about Wiltshire really! By the way I wholly agree with Dalglish' take on the Rooney discipline issue. Rooney is a petulant little shit and is possibly the worst example to any young player in matters of discipline and indeed in choice of whores. Plus after his efforts in the World Cup is his presence really needed?

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 9 2011, 11:37 AM GMT

JACK WILSHERE last night dubbed Wayne Rooney England's 'brainiest footballer' after he won a Euro 2012 reprieve.

His Three Lions pal Wilshere was thrilled. He said: "That was a massive decision because we need Wayne there. For me, he's our best player.

"There is not another England player on his wavelength. His brain is miles ahead of any England player.

:D

I'm not sure if you are taking what he said out of context for comedic effect or not, but he is clearly talkign about Rooney's footballing brain.

Quote: Vader @ December 8 2011, 5:23 PM GMT

Anyone that old with no grey hair obiously dyes thir hair. Just like Silvio Berlusconi.

Does Harry Redknapp dye his hair?

Quote: TopBanana @ December 10 2011, 1:35 PM GMT

Does Harry Redknapp dye his hair?

Difficult to tell from this photo...

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Quote: Splodge @ December 10 2011, 9:59 PM GMT

Difficult to tell from this photo...

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I love it :)

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 9 2011, 11:37 AM GMT

JACK WILSHERE last night dubbed Wayne Rooney England's 'brainiest footballer' after he won a Euro 2012 reprieve.

His Three Lions pal Wilshere was thrilled. He said: "That was a massive decision because we need Wayne there. For me, he's our best player.

"There is not another England player on his wavelength. His brain is miles ahead of any England player.

:D

Well with Wilshire's track record what do you expect?

Quote: roscoff @ December 9 2011, 11:50 AM GMT

That says more about Wiltshire really! By the way I wholly agree with Dalglish' take on the Rooney discipline issue. Rooney is a petulant little shit and is possibly the worst example to any young player in matters of discipline and indeed in choice of whores. Plus after his efforts in the World Cup is his presence really needed?

I bet you love it being a Taff.

Rooney really is a liability. It would've been better if he hadn't won the reprieve. It now causes real confusion in the squad? If we win the first 2 games well why should we need him? He's always liable to get sent off. Twat.

No Arsenal fans on here then. That Van Persie shot off the volley was amazing. Goal of the season right there.

Chelsea are going to be tucked up nicely tonight I'll wager.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 12 2011, 11:31 AM GMT

No Arsenal fans on here then. That Van Persie shot off the volley was amazing. Goal of the season right there.

Wave Bloody great goal

Quote: Chappers @ December 11 2011, 12:54 AM GMT

I bet you love it being a Taff.

Not really I just like to see a bit of justice in sport and Rooney getting a reprieve is a farce especially as the FA is supposedly cleaning up the game. Hypocrisy at the highest level.

England on paper should always do well (as opposed to Wales who never qualify for anything) but their basic skill level when meeting quality sides is sadly lacking.

By the way Taff's are technically from Cardiff :P

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 12 2011, 11:31 AM GMT

No Arsenal fans on here then. That Van Persie shot off the volley was amazing. Goal of the season right there.

Tim Walker's a Gooner I believe, the lucky swine. I'm incredibly jealous of Arsenal fans, who get to see beautiful goals/football each week, while I have to watch 11 defenders play for a point under Alex McLeish. Sick

Thought you turned over Bolton nicely. You a Brummie then Gerry - thought you were Irish for some reason. I used to live in the West Mids.

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