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I HAVE JUST SEEN THIS POST BY YOU AND WOULD LIKE YOUR EXPLANATION FOR EVEN THINKING IT NEVER MIND TRYING TO RAISE A LAUGH WITH IT!

TRABS

March 31, 2011, 12:22 AM BST
I once told this in a room full of people and nobody laughed

What's pink, twelve inches long and stiff first thing in the morning?

A cot death.

I think you have got a f**king cheek to be honest lad, No Scouser would try that one and you talk about dignity! You're a phoney and a nasty little one at that, you should step aside as you are neither funny nor moral!

Teddy, you are now descending into new depths of intellectual ineptitude. That joke was posted in a thread in which the subject was Sick Jokes. It was in context with the thread.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/20236/

Nice one for the wool accusation as well, you now have completed the full "Bitter Blue I Spy Book of Old Clichés". 10 points to you.

I will leave you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGex0kLgNok

Your just wrong lad, nothing about you adds up What you wrote is not a joke it's every parents nightmare.

What gets me is that you have been on here claiming to have some moral high ground when refuting known facts about a real incident and then I find you posted that.

There is no excuse for you, your not funny you're just offensive and there is no way you can deflect from what you are capable of!

Do me a favour and don't reply to my posts anymore because you sicken me,as far as I'm concerned they should throw you on Rule 43!

Digging your mock outrage.

I always enjoy the Merseyside derby, probably because of the friendly nature of the two sets of supporters

You're unbelievable you really are, can you not see what you have done? Name an alehouse in Liverpool where you could repeat that joke and not expect to get done in?
The fact that you think my outrage is contrived only serves to show how detached you are, I'm a dad and I hope one day to be a grand dad and to me you're well off the scale.

i'm no prude I can understand all sorts being thrown in the mix when it comes to comedy, I've made gaffs myself and quickly corrected them, we all have!

But as a stand alone piece what you posted is an insight into how you think and its ugly and vile!

Teddy, within that (Sick Jokes) thread there is a lot of bad taste jokes equally as shocking as the one that I recalled. If your outrage is genuine then why aren't you on that thread kicking off about all of them? (apologies to other BCG'ers for what will now probably happen). It's been going for nearly 6 months now, you've had plenty of opportunity to make your feelings known. Strange how only during an argument with me, you are suddenly filled with outrage over a post I made months ago.

If you want an explanation to that joke then this is it:

As stated in that thread, I told that joke to a room and nobody laughed. I was 17 when I told it to classroom full of people in my 6th form, after being told it by a mate the night before. I raised it in that thread, because it was a relevant to that thread. An anecdote of my experience telling a sick joke. I did a lot of bad shit when I was 17 Teddy, I'm sure many of us did.

You're a grown man Teddy, you should have outgrown the shit that you have been throwing around on here and developed a stronger sense of when it is and isn't appropriate to say certain things. You seem to have problems interacting with other humans and grasping things within context.

This has now become a long argument, which no longer has anything to do with football within a football thread. Time to move on and let people talk about football again maybe.

It's an old (sick) joke, the thread is clearly marked so if you're delicate, don't read it!

Now, I hope Bristol City get stuffed by Swindon tonight. Fingers crossed!

For goodness sake. If a player reckons they've been injured by a tackle they should have to leave the pitch for five minutes 'to make sure they're okay'. Bet that would result in a lot less writhing around

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ August 24 2011, 6:13 PM BST

I always enjoy the Merseyside derby, probably because of the friendly nature of the two sets of supporters

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It's the merry banter and gentle ribbing that does it.

It's the same between the Wolves and the Tesco Bags or Sandwell Town as they prefer to be called.

I've been to many Derby matches over the years, and the only time I've ever witnessed any trouble between the two sets of fans was at the very first one, at Goodison in 1990. When I was queuing up to get in, I met a mate from my year at school who was a Liverpool fan and was with some mates who were also Reds. We all went in together but split up when we got onto the Gladwys Street terrace (it was the season before the ground became an all-seater). The game finished 3-2 to Liverpool, but I remember at one stage, when we were 3-0 down, seeing some young Everton fans take the hat off the head of a Liverpool fan who was stood in front of them, setting it on fire, then cheering as they waved it around. Then when I looked closer I saw that the hat belonged to my mate from school. It was covered in metal badges that he'd been collecting for ages, which he probably never got back. Then after the match, when we were leaving the ground, walking down a crowded Gladwys Street, a circle suddenly formed, like something from a school playground, and a fight between a Red and a Blue suddenly kicked off in the middle. The weird thing was, the people doing the fighting were both pot-bellied, grey-haired, red-faced blokes in their 50s!

I remember talking to my mate in school a couple of days later, and him telling me how scared he'd been when his hat was burned.

Catz you have led a charmed life on the Derby front, I've never been to a Derby were there wasn't a fight. Granted its not the running up and down the street murders,but it has always happened.

We were better last night, at one point half the team on the pitch had come through the academy which is a good sign.
However Arsenal qualifying for the group stages will mean they will up their bid for Jags and that's a blow.

I've only ever seen one actual fight at a derby game, but I think the tone of the event has changed drastically over the years. There is a much darker element to it these days that just never used to be there. Everton fans can still go to Anfield and sit amongst Liverpool fans, and Liverpool fans can still go Goodison and sit amongst the Everton fans. But it's not the same as it used to be, and I think it's a matter of time before this tradition changes.

Looks like Kenny is taking the League Cup very seriously. I am hoping for a trip to Wembley this year.

Nasri saying the Arsenal fans lack passion. Another dig that won't please his new manager, as when they meet twice in 6 pointer games it just gives Arsenal more motivation to beat them. The smug, over rated and overpaid idiot should just say the usual over the moon rubbish and leave the personal stuff alone.

Does he have a point tho? Would a team with more passionate fans have demanded a new manager before waiting seven trophyless seasons to express the quietest of murmers? I think Wenger has been very fortunate to have such a fawning, passive set of supporters. He'd have been bullied out of most other clubs long before now. Gooners indeed.

Some of that was getting a bit heavy but you can't dodge the fact that Liverpool were involved in the two mos important incidents which resulted in large numbers of deaths at football matches in Europe.