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Quote: Vader @ May 17 2011, 7:08 PM BST

That would be nice. Then Man U get a points deduction for fielding a weakened team, giving them an unfair advantage, and Man U win nothing.

You've read my mind.

Quote: Otterfox @ May 17 2011, 8:05 PM BST

Blackpool may do well against United now that they've won the league they have nothing to play for and will probably have one, if not two eyes on the champions league final. Incidentally I have a ticket for the final can't waaaitttt!!!!

Are you sure that's not the Europa league final in Dublin?

Quote: catskillz @ May 16 2011, 11:47 PM BST

Does anyone remember this funny Bruce Grobbelaar own-goal, from the 1984 Charity Shield match between Everton and Liverpool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi_Ukrk7U-U

I didn't get into football until '85, so I missed this when it was on TV, and have actually only seen it once before, on a taped copy that a mate showed me, back in the early '90s. The goal won the match for Everton, 1-0.

Everton actually hold the record for the most consecutive Charity Shield wins, winning it 4 times in a row, between '84 and '87.

Watching that clip got me thinking about another long-forgotten match that Everton played at Wembley in the '80s, the Simod Cup Final against Notts Forest, in '89. No fans, other than those of the two teams involved, will remember it, but it was one of the greatest Cup Finals played at Wembley. It's just a shame that Everton had to play such a gruelling match, that went into exra-time, a few days before they had an F.A. Cup Final to play, against Liverpool.

Here's a short clip of the highlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nkL0r2UQ70&feature=related

Quote: Trabs @ May 17 2011, 6:53 PM BST

No, that was when he was genuinely just a bit shit. The supposed bribed games were not until the early 90's.

Aaah - but how do you know when he started throwing games?

An old work colleague has just added this to his Facebook status:

"Visiting Ecotricity in Stroud I walked into press launch in reception and was confronted by Gary Neville introducing himself to me. Thought I was a journo."

I could feel my fist clenching in sympathy but at least it wasn't Chicken Dorito "Little Piss" Hernandez... :)

I'm totally loving the play-offs this year from all divisions. Tonight's Hudd' vs Bourne' game is brilliant.

Quote: TopBanana @ May 18 2011, 9:26 PM BST

I'm totally loving the play-offs this year from all divisions. Tonight's Hudd' vs Bourne' game is brilliant.

I watched Swansea/Nottm Forest 2nd leg and it was a terrific game. Both sides looked premiership potential.

Yep, Swansea are at least the equal of Blackburn, Wolves, Birmingham, etc.

I wanted Forest to go up because their history, but out of Swansea v Reading I'm hoping the Swans do it. I like seeing new teams in the Premier League.

Rooting for POSH tonight - go boys!

Back on United's classy taunting of Liverpool and Man City I Saw this this morning re the Man City '35 years' banner: "We've had suggestions to turn it to 43 which is how long since City last won the league. But if we do that it would just give City the motivation to win it again - and it would look a bit petty really."

Ha! Isn't the fact that they're trying to keep using the banner looking petty already? As for the motivation part, that's a clear sign the fans are worried. ;o)

Banners can come back to haunt you as Liverpool have found. At the time of 'come back when you have 18' it was conceivable that LFC would've moved on to 20 or more before United got there so they'd still have been ahead. I guess United fans are being cute enough to state 'facts' but someone will be able to come back at them with a clever retort at some point.

I'm looking forward to that day. :)

Isn't all it just a bit of banter?

Quote: bigfella @ May 19 2011, 9:21 AM BST

a bit of banter?

An execrable phrase.

Quote: Tuumble @ May 19 2011, 9:05 AM BST

Banners can come back to haunt you

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Quote: Rob H @ May 19 2011, 9:34 AM BST

An execrable phrase.

I don't have my dictionary today Rob.

Sorry BF. Just saying I hate that phrase as it's always used to justify something yobbish.

Things look bleak for Blackpool; this is the rumoured Manchester United team today:

Van der Sar

Evra
Brown
Smalling
Evans

Fletcher
Scholes
Anderson
Park

A married Premier League footballer
Berbatov

Laughing out loud

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