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Quote: lofthouse @ April 28 2011, 10:39 PM BST

Dalglish?

interesting??

hmm

watching an interview with King Kenny is like watching paint dry!

But Dalglish played down suggestions Liverpool could catch Manchester City in fourth.

When it was pointed out the Champions League was not out of reach he said: "Neither is the bar but I'm not going to get there right away. We will keep going and see."

It might not be laugh-out-loud funny, but it's not a dull cliche and it's not being an utter twont either.

He's great, Dalglish. He just fits the club.

Can't see them winning the league next season, but I'm sure they'll be top 4. From what I see we've now got 6 teams going for 4 places, 4 of them can win the league. Brilliant. Most exciting league around.

From the BBC website...

Fulham manager Mark Hughes is stepping up his interest in Young Boys of Berne striker Henri Bienvenu Ntsama.

It wouldn't do to jump to any conclusions before reaching the end of that sentence... :)

Or indeed to infer over much from the statement that 'Houllier likes his strikers Young and Bent'.

Some interesting/pointless stats. If every shot that hit the woodwork this season would have went in, the Premier League table would look like this:

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I don't like it.

Big weekend - my team Lincoln have to win to be sure of not being relegated from the league today. It's happened before but we bounced straight back up but the Conference was not as strong back then. Curiously, the season they got promoted they were two points clear of Barnet with a worse goal difference which is the same scenario now. If Barnet won and Lincoln drew Barnet would've gone up instead but fortunately the Imps triumphed.

The strange thing is is that Lincoln can lose and still stay up - it all depends on Barnet beating Port Vale. It's in our hands but it has been for weeks. :(

Lincoln have a football team now?

Well, best of luck. ;)

Can anyone explain what could happen in the Championship in three days or less given the QPR stuff and the mind boggling ineptitude (again) of the FA?

Thought not. ;)

Quote: Tuumble @ May 4 2011, 11:06 AM BST

From the BBC website...

Fulham manager Mark Hughes is stepping up his interest in Young Boys of Berne striker Henri Bienvenu Ntsama.

It wouldn't do to jump to any conclusions before reaching the end of that sentence... :)

Young Boys used to play in the Wankdorff Stadium, don't you know.

Quote: catskillz @ October 19 2010, 10:07 PM BST

Fergie will probably never overtake Liverpool's 18 titles before he retires.

Are you f**king sure?

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 9 2011, 12:12 AM BST

Are you f**king sure?

You've won nothing yet this season.

Quote: Chappers @ May 9 2011, 12:14 AM BST

You've won nothing yet this season.

As factual as that statement is even I as a follower of Liverpool am struggling to support this view...but I live in hope. :)

F**king class today. Park Ji Sung, wouldn't swap him for anybody in the world.

Erm, Messi?

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