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Quote: Oldrocker @ October 6 2010, 12:42 AM BST

I think it's Murdoch that all these football fans should be shouting at, not the current owners.

They were just sucked into the Premiership by the lure of Sky cash.

It the grand scheme of things, you're not wrong. The commercialization of football from the early nineties saw a sea change in the culture of the game. Suddenly the incentive was profit and greed. The pricing out of the traditional fans in order to market the game at people capable of spending big in the club shop before the game, despite no cultural heritage to the clubs in question. Football has gone from something beautiful and unifying to just another product that fat-cats can exploit to line their own pockets. The Murdoch Sky Sports empire take a f**king bow.

It's funny that Paul McCartney's brother was on that clip, as I've heard that Paul himself is an Everton fan.

Kevin Davies reckons he can be the new Emile Heskey. :|

Quote: don rushmore @ October 9 2010, 5:28 PM BST

Kevin Davies reckons he can be the new Emile Heskey. :|

F**k me! :O

Rio Ferdinand on being asked how he won back his England place:

'To get noticed you have to hit the manager between the eyes in training.'

Eh?

I see Alec Ferguson has a bust-up with his love child.

Quote: Chappers @ October 12 2010, 4:29 PM BST

I see Alec Ferguson has a bust-up with his love child.

???

Wales should do the honourable thing and just blow themselves up.

England was an embarrasement last night- failing to beat The Serbia Rejects.

Cheryl Cole's new 'tune'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1320333/Cheryl-Coles-new-album-Messy-Little-Raindrops-blasts-love-cheat-ex-Ashley.html

I cried when I heard you were cheatin'
I cried when I said I was leavin'
I cut off my hair and painted my toes
I sold all the diamonds and burnt all your clothes
I cried when I slashed all your tyres
I cried when your suit hit the fire

What about 'poor' Ashley? I bet he cried when he rammed that mobile up his anus, but he doesn't feel the need to tell the nation.

Didn't he release a single called you can Bell my Ring?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 14 2010, 3:21 PM BST

Didn't he release a single called you can Bell my Ring?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Check out the Top 10 goals scored by one of my childhood heroes, Hugo Sanchez: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQscA62WztU&NR=1

Forget Mark Hughes, Hugo was the real king of the volley, back in the '80s and '90s. Apparently he's a qualified Dentist as well.

enjoyed watching that, some great goals.

Stuart Pearce is a trained plumber. Apparently when he first started at Forrest he used to advertise his services in the match-day programme to top up his wages. I don't know how true that is, but would like to think it is.

Anyone care to answer why the two american fellas thought for a second a court in texas had any power in England?

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