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Lee Dixon and Martin Keown really are a couple of tiresome, robotic drones.

Could somebody shoot them, please.

Done. Do you want photos of the bodies?

Seeing as I will probably not get a chance to say this again before the end of the season: F**k yes! Get in!

Everton should've had a penalty! The chances of me winning that bet are now well and truely over. Now all I've got left to hope for is Liverpool missing out on 4th, which looks a certainty.

Sorry catskillz. In truth, yes, that was blatantly a penalty and in light of the decision at the other end I fail to see how it was given. On the other hand that point may keep us up at the end of the season, so I am still pleased.

Quote: Mike T @ April 4 2010, 12:13 AM BST

*Sigh*

Cheated by Ch£lsea yet again =[

Aaaah What a terrible shame. well they do say what comes around! Ha Ha!

Come on Bayern!!!!!!!!!

Quote: Tim Walker @ April 4 2010, 1:59 AM BST

Nothing (bar us winning something this season) would give me greater pleasure than seeing The Shit just miss out on 4th place, preferably on the final day of the season. :)

I don't think Manchester United will finish that low.

F**k this for a lark - although one goal for Bayern and it's all square. then Bayern just need another away goal.

That Evra is dirty bastard!

What a goal!

Why did we sell Robben?

Did Utd lose? Also, did Rooney play?

I don't understand people who want English teams to lose in Europe.

Nevertheless, Ferguson lives on reputation and his tactical prowess is virtually nil. Why do teams who are constantly under attack kick the ball back to the attacking team from goal kicks. Hit and hope.

Quote: catskillz @ April 7 2010, 9:38 PM BST

Did Utd lose? Also, did Rooney play?

Yes and Yes

"Typical Germans - they're like that!" Sir Alex Ferguson!

Isn't that a bit racist?

Quote: Alan Cornforth @ April 7 2010, 9:43 PM BST

I don't understand people who want English teams to lose in Europe.

Because they are so arrogant and think they have a supreme God-given right!

Quote: Chappers @ April 7 2010, 9:46 PM BST

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Because they are so arrogant and think they have a supreme God-given right!

Perhaps, no teams in the semi-finals .. the Premiership bubble has burst!

The commentator on ITV said that Vidic and Ferdinand were penetrated twice during the match.

Serves them right if they've gone out.

Should've been concentrating on the football.

I'm a Liverpool fan and was happy to see United win in '99 as it represented success for English football. I've always been like that and want all English clubs to do well.

This changed a bit last year when I realised just how close United were getting to Liverpool's 18 titles and 5 European Cups. It was with some relief to see that they wouldn't be getting to 4 last year or this year and I'm clinging to the hope they don't get the 19th title come May.

It's only a delaying tactic on my part as Fergie won't retire until he gets it and Liverpool are now as close to winning the title as they were when they had Julian Dicks in the side.

Quote: Chappers @ April 7 2010, 9:46 PM BST

Because they are so arrogant and think they have a supreme God-given right!

Ab-so-bloody-lutely !

I won't bore you with the England arrogance at the end of the last Six Nations match at the old Wembley against Wales . . suffice to say . . V

C'mon Liverpool - such a shame that ole Taylor the turnip has to be a commentator. Clueless as a manager and annoying as a commentator!

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