British Comedy Guide

Sootyj's signage business3.

MAN TALKING TO A SHOP KEEPER.

MAN
Right I'm sick of paying alimony! So I'd like to beat my exwife in the face for 3 rounds and hopefully knock her unconcious.

SHOPKEEPER
You sick bastard.

MAN IS DRAGGED OUT OF THE SHOP BY 2 POLICE.
IT IS A BRANCH OF GAME.
SOOTYJ IS OUTSIDE STARING MYOPICALLY AT 2 SIGNS ONE SAYS
"XBox £100" THE OTHER "ExBox £100"

How about another that has the bloke naked, shagging the counter? SexBox.

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