British Comedy Guide

World's Stingiest Time Traveller 6

A PALEOLITHIC SCENE A MIGHTY DIPLODICUS EATS FROM A TREE.
IT DROPS DEAD.
A MAN STEPS FORWARD AND MAKES A MARK ON A MAP HE'S CARRYING.

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30 MILLION YEARS LATER
THE WORLD'S STINGIEST TIME TRAVELLER IS FOLLOWING A MAP IN THE COUNTRY SIDE.
HE REACHES A SPOT MARKED ON THE MAP.
HE TAKES OUT A DRILL AND STARTS DRILLING INTO THE GROUND SOME CRUDE OIL SPURTS OUT OF THE GROUND
HE COLLECTS IT IN A JERRY CAN.
HE MARKS OFF ON HIS LIST
"Number 23 get fuel for moped"

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