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Sly Love With A Midnight Creeper...0200-0700 Shift Page 6

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 16 2009, 3:18 AM BST

It is, though I am still here. Though Frankie isn't.

Laughing out loud

I bet he's lurking, waiting for his name to pop up...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 16 2009, 3:18 AM BST

You know Burt on Sesame Street? Put the unibrow on a sweaty upper lip and you've got Bud.

That's hot! Lovey

Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2009, 3:20 AM BST

That's hot! Lovey

You betcha! Acid washed jeans, Budweiser ballcap, wife named Chrissy, kids named TJ and Tiffany? It's like they're right out of central casting!

I can just smell that rusty car, sitting in the front garden.

Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2009, 3:23 AM BST

I can just smell that rusty car, sitting in the front garden.

Close, F-150 pickup, big mudflaps...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 16 2009, 3:25 AM BST

Close, F-150 pickup, big mudflaps...

With Confederate flags on them?

Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2009, 3:27 AM BST

With Confederate flags on them?

Confederate flags and naked women, I hope.

no, sadly, it's Yosemite Sam from Looney Tunes, saying "Back off!"

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 16 2009, 3:19 AM BST

I bet he's lurking, waiting for his name to pop up...

No, I'm not.. I never do that! Clearly! Hmphhh! :$

I live in a massive apartment complex and I have a townhouse. Our neighbors change out like people change their underpants, well, not my neighbors. I don't think they change their pants, if they wear them at all. Blech!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 16 2009, 3:28 AM BST

no, sadly, it's Yosemite Sam from Looney Tunes, saying "Back off!"

Damn! Almost the perfect man, almost the perfect... American. Teary

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 16 2009, 3:28 AM BST

no, sadly, it's Yosemite Sam from Looney Tunes, saying "Back off!"

I was going to add that to the naked ladies and Confederate flag.

I am trying to give up smoking. Withdrawal has set in. It is very, cold. I wonder if the two are connected. Although, it is winter and should be cold, I suppose.

I am making the effort to quit smoking while away from work. This way my colleagues don't have to put up with this mean, miserable, grumpy, short tempered harridan. I can save all those outstanding qualities for this place. Angry :S

And when I return to work, I shall be the picture of calmness and serenity.

Anyone got a ciggie?

Got to get some kip. Ner-night guys, see you soon. Keep the campfire burning and watch out for those grizzlies!

Wave

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ July 16 2009, 3:34 AM BST

Anyone got a ciggie?

I have. But you're not having them.

*lights up*

Ahhhh...

*chokes*

...hhhhhhh...

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