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Sly Love With A Midnight Creeper...0200-0700 Shift Page 30

I made the lime jello mold with the mystery fruit inside.

I hope Grandma didn't confuse the sugar and salt like she did last year when she baked her apple pie. (True story.)

I wouldn't begin to know how to devil an egg. Would you poke it? Call it names?

My grandmother used to put things in the fridge that weren't what they stated they were. A jug labeled "Lemonade" was filled with chicken soup. I almost poured some over ice in a glass. If I hadn't noticed the fat, I'd be retching still. :S

Oops "weeds" Got to go!

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ July 28 2009, 3:07 AM BST

I wouldn't begin to know how to devil an egg.

You're a disgrace to your name.

The worst that my gran ever did was put chili powder on her snickerdoodle cookies instead of cinnamon. Yuck.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 28 2009, 3:10 AM BST

snickerdoodle cookies

?

Sugar cookies with a cinnamon/sugar topping sprinkled on top. The chili powder variety doesn't work as well.

Ooo. But no Snickers involved? :(

Sadly, no. Wow, that is a big disappointment, isn't it?

It's quite the blow.

Next you'll be telling me there's no coke in Coca Cola.

:D

[Enters Night Owl room.

Sees Tim armed with large LART behind the door..

Exits hurriedly... ]

*taps Tim's enormous watchface*

INTERLOPER! BE GONE!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 28 2009, 2:59 AM BST

I made the lime jello mold with the mystery fruit inside.

*gets distracted by random quotes*

*wanders in during permitted hours*

*does moonie*

*wanders out again*

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