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Growing Old Together? Page 7
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 15 2009, 7:28 PM BST
A while ago my best friend saw these group of 12 year old girls doing that to everyone who walked past and the "leader" looked at her and went "Whatever, minger", and she turned around and said "Right, first, Stop talking like you are from Brixton. You are wearing a private school uniform and having your own pony doesn't make you street. Second, you all sound really stupid and everyone has been laughing at you sat there pretending to be hard, and third, as least I actaully have tits. I can see the tissue poking out of your top from here".
She doesn't mess about. >_<
I would have just ignored them or if I had to react, pointed and laugh.
She could have just won the argument with the "tits" comment, to by fair (though it may have been misconstrued without the qualifying points). Lack of pubic hair and tiny/undropped balls comments are always top for dealing with annoying little boys, I find.
She is lethal with a gob that could destroy worlds. If something should not be said, she is in there! But I love her for it.
We once had these really rude Germans push in front of us in a queue for a show and she with my flatmate start humming the theme from the Damnbusters with their arms out pretending to be planes. Sooo 
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We really should know better, but putting those types of kids in their place is too much fun.
Quote: Leevil @ July 15 2009, 7:58 PM BSTWe really should know better, but putting those types of kids in their place is too much fun.
Living in Hackney, I like to tell groups of angry, black kids to be quiet and behave on the bus. Coincidentally, I also like being stabbed.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 15 2009, 7:50 PM BSTYay?
Elliot will be so overwhelmed by your enthusiasm. 
My fave is "Nice boots, did you get them from a pound shop?..."
"Nice face, are you Mum and Dad cousins?"....
That was me.... If you don't do it, they don't learn....
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 15 2009, 8:02 PM BSTLiving in Hackney, I like to tell groups of angry, black kids to be quiet and behave on the bus. Coincidentally, I also like being stabbed.
Come to Devon. They are all pissed on White Lightning and snogging their sisters.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 15 2009, 8:02 PM BSTLiving in Hackney, I like to tell groups of angry, black kids to be quiet and behave on the bus. Coincidentally, I also like being stabbed.
Well to be fair. Kids who are actually from the street, are granted a certain leeway to act like that. It's the middle-class gangsters that can annoy the most.
*welcomes Swine Flu*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 15 2009, 8:05 PM BSTCome to Devon. They are all pissed on White Lightning and snogging their sisters.
Isn't this the Devon Tourist Board's current advertising slogan, Roo?
Nope it's "Visit Devon! Come for the beautiful countryside, Stay for the dogging..."
Quote: Leevil @ July 15 2009, 8:05 PM BSTWell to be fair. Kids who are actually from the street, are granted a certain leeway to act like that. It's the middle-class gangsters that can annoy the most.
*welcomes Swine Flu*
Sorry. Please continue with stories about how you like to beat up posh kids, coz u is so brave and tough and shit. 
Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2009, 8:02 PM BSTElliot will be so overwhelmed by your enthusiasm.
He should send me different texts than those he sends to Twitter then.
I made a little rough kid take his coke can to the bin the other day. The little git kept trying to put it down on the ground when I wasn't looking, but I made sure he put it in the bin.
I'm scary like that. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 15 2009, 8:10 PM BSTStay for the dogging..."
I find absolutely nothing erotic about watching two strangers having sex in a car park. So whilst I'm masturbating through the rear window I always think of couples I know instead.