Sootyj's signage company.

MAN IS SITTING IN A DENTISTS CHAIR, HE SEEMS STRAPPED IN.

DENTIST
Now are you sure about this Mr Johnson?

MAN
Yes all the bad stuff out please.

DENTIST
It's quite an extreme and possibly painful opertation.

MAN
Look what kind of dentist are you? I'm paying private, I want all that rotten stuff out of my head now!

DENTIST
It'll be irreversible.

MAN
Fire up the drill pussy.

DENTIST PICKS UP A BIG DRILL MAKES SOME ADJUSTMENTS AND THEN JAMS IT INTO MAN'S FORHEAD SPRAYING BLOOD AND BRAINS EVERYWHERE.
MAN SCREAMS
HIS WIFE RUNS IN.

WIFE
What kind of dental surgeon are you!

DENTIST
Crikey this is embarassing, didn't you read the sign outside?

PULL BACK TO REVEAL SOOTYJ OUTSIDE CAREFULLY SWOPPING A SIGN READING
"Dental Surgeon." FOR ONE READING "Mental Surgeon."

SOOTYJ
Bloody Dyslexia.

Yep, good stuff. An animation, maybe?

Could do know any animators? Or send it straight to Pixar?

I like it, but with all the references to "What kind of a dentist are you?", would it not be picked up on sooner? Or is it meant as a double entendre as to the surgeon being mental himself?

Aah good point I'll change those.

Sounds more like a case of Drillsexia, to me.