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Quote: billwill @ July 14 2009, 9:01 PM BST

The loo in Castles was called "the Garde Robe"; Basically a tube built from stones (like a chimney) down the outside of the castle wall, with a hole for a shovel at the bottom. The 'room' was on the top of the castle wall and had a stone seat in it.

Pongy, but it worked like a compost heap, after the excrement had been in the tube a while, what was taken out at the bottom, was compost/fertiliser for the crops.

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Incidentally BOG stands for Bottom-of-Garden, dates back to the days of outside toilets.

You know too much about toilets to be considered normal, in fact now we all know too much about toilets.

Quote: hey_nonny @ July 14 2009, 9:05 PM BST

You know too much about toilets to be considered normal, in fact now we all know too much about toilets.

Next time you wander around a Castle, you know what those funny little rooms on the Castle wall were for.

Cool Cool Cool Sick >_<

Quote: hey_nonny @ July 14 2009, 9:05 PM BST

You know too much about toilets to be considered normal, in fact now we all know too much about toilets.

Name means roughly wardrobe as that's where you stored your robes because the pong kept the moths at bay.

Quote: Griff @ July 13 2009, 3:13 PM BST

Samuel Johnson's dictionary (available online at http://www.archive.org/stream/dictionaryofengl01johnuoft) only uses the word 'toilet' in the sense of 'washing and dressing', for example this rather disturbing quote from Alexander Pope:

"See Sappho, at her toilet's greasy task, then issuing fragrant to an evening mask."

I can't actually find a word in Johnson's dictionary that means somewhere you shit into.

I think they just called it a "bucket" then...

Quote: Leevil @ July 13 2009, 4:21 PM BST

Aaron's Dad?

More silver, akturlee.

Quote: billwill @ July 14 2009, 9:01 PM BST

The loo in Castles was called "the Garde Robe"; Basically a tube built from stones (like a chimney) down the outside of the castle wall, with a hole for a shovel at the bottom. The 'room' was on the top of the castle wall and had a stone seat in it (with a hole in it of course)

Many of them dropped straight into ditches, moats, or straight down hills/mounds the castles were built on.

Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2009, 9:34 PM BST

*licks a Double Lolly*

Whistling nnocently

Dirty git.

Quote: billwill @ July 14 2009, 9:01 PM BST

The loo in Castles was called "the Garde Robe"; Basically a tube built from stones (like a chimney) down the outside of the castle wall

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2009, 9:18 PM BST

Name means roughly wardrobe as that's where you stored your robes because the pong kept the moths at bay.

Not quite. They both mean 'protect clothes' but garderobe for a toilet was another euphemism.

Quote: billwill @ July 14 2009, 9:01 PM BST

Incidentally BOG stands for Bottom-of-Garden, dates back to the days of outside toilets.

That I didn't know, I assumed it was just named after the swampy type bogs.

See what I mean though? All the names for it are euphemisms.

Quote: Afinkawan @ July 13 2009, 2:55 PM BST

Does anyone know what the original non-euphemistic word for a toilet is?

According to the book Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper: Somehow the object and place in which people excrete has always been thought of as offensive, and we have no simple direct words for them.

I was reminded that the Aussies have a straightforward term for it, the 'dunny'. According to Wiktionary, the etymology is Australian convicts' "flash" language, from 'dunna' meaning faeces.

Quote: NoggetFred @ July 15 2009, 12:00 PM BST

I was reminded that the Aussies have a straightforward term for it, the 'dunny'. According to Wiktionary, the etymology is Australian convicts' "flash" language, from 'dunna' meaning faeces.

Good stuff. I forgot about 'dunny' so I didn't look it up. I've also heard it referred to as a 'shitter'. Obviously these are both slang terms so maybe there never was a 'real' word for it. Which seems odd as we have the word 'urinal' which is neither slang nor euphemism.

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