I just came up with 'Love Tureens' now as I have a very poor memory of euphenisms and had to make one up. Feel free to pass it on. 
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Quote: Lee Henman @ July 13 2009, 2:48 PM BSTThanks for the helping hand guys.
Lets not go too far! 
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 2:42 PM BSTJust so you know, women don't want to hear ANY of these words.
Balls is about the only acceptable one.
zooo is correct. Women would never discuss anything so vulgar.
They will however tell you about their periods, vaginal discharges, after births, cysts and just about anything else that happens to grow / infect/ fall out of their front bottoms.
Then when they've told you, they'll ring up all their friends and tell them as well.
In graphic detail too.
Nads seems kind of friendly after that.
Ha. I would never talk about that stuff in front of anyone except my mum, to be honest.
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 2:54 PM BSTHa. I would never talk about that stuff in front of anyone except my mum, to be honest.
I personally have never felt the need to talk to my Dad about my cock or balls. Who's the weirdo here?
I think periods are a bit different to genitals.
And you a doctor... *shakes head*
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 2:56 PM BSTI think periods are a bit different to genitals.
And you a doctor... *shakes head*
Not especially. 
Well when you lot start bleeding regularly out of your penis at age 11, you try finding someone better than your dad to ask what the f**k's going on. 
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 2:56 PM BSTI think periods are a bit different to genitals.
I think it's sad we've become desensitised to tampon adverts. Was a time when you'd be cringing and squirming when you saw one. Now - nothing.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 2:57 PM BSTNot especially.
OK, and you *were* a doctor...
Er, better?
:/
Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2009, 2:58 PM BSTI think it's sad we've become desensitised to tampon adverts. Was a time when you'd be cringing and squirming when you saw one. Now - nothing.
Aw. That is a shame.
Maybe if they started using red liquid instead of euphemistic blue in those ads you could start feeling squirmy again?
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 3:01 PM BSTAw. That is a shame.
Maybe if they started using red liquid instead of euphemistic blue in those ads you could start feeling squirmy again?
We can never recpature those innocent care-free days. 
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2009, 3:01 PM BSTAw. That is a shame.
Maybe if they started using red liquid instead of euphemistic blue in those ads you could start feeling squirmy again?
They do that in German video games, sort of. They made a ruling that excessive blood letting is unacceptable, so the developers have to colour the blood green and tell players they are shooting zombies and not people.
The only tampon advert I didn't like featured a woman getting ready to go out on a date. I thought to myself, Blokey's in for a surprise once he gets her white jeans off at the end of the night.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 3:13 PM BSTThe only tampon advert I didn't like featured a woman getting ready to go out on a date. I though to myself, Blokey's in for a surprise once he gets her white jeans off at the end of the night.
They should have to wear some sort of warning label in public when they're avec period.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 3:17 PM BSTThey should have to wear some sort of warning label in public when they're avec period.
How about a bell and a sign with the word 'Unclean' around their necks?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 13 2009, 3:17 PM BSTThey should have to wear some sort of warning label in public when they're avec period.
You can still have sex with a woman on her period.