British Comedy Guide

White Muggers

Just about every film and television show that has a street robbery scene features a white mugger. And not the chavvy, baseball cap wearing 17 year old white mugger, but usually a portly guy in his 30's dressed like one of the Good Fellas (the movie not the pizza).

I'm trying to remember the last time I saw a non-white mugger on film or television in the last 20 years. I'm not saying there aren't white muggers, but the proportional representation in the media seems a bit off.

I haven't seen the latest street crime statistics, so there might have been an outbreak of middle aged, overweight, caucasian muggers in the last six weeks that I'm unaware of.

The question is the ususual one - have the PC Nazis gone mad?

Yes. Did I really need answer that?

I've never seen any muggers so I couldn't tell you.

Have a look at Crimewatch.

As long as they're portrayed as Eastern European white I'm fine with it.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 13 2009, 1:41 PM BST

As long as they're portrayed as Eastern European white I'm fine with it.

Laughing out loud

If a white guy mugged you, would you refuse to give up your stuff on terms of equality?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/mugging-is-it-a-black-and-white-issue-1590337.html

I suppose we quite rarely expect to show the world as it is. I mean the number of features you'd have to change in the Bill to make it realistic.

And it's like the article says a Venn diagram issue. If a mugger is poor and black, it's choice to view only one characteristics.

I'm both Jewish and an arsehole, I prefer to be judged on the second criteria.

And it's important to remember that what we're talking about is a larger minority, but a minority none the less.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2009, 1:57 PM BST

I'm both Jewish and an arsehole, I prefer to be judged on the second criteria.

You've just inspired me to put Jewish muggers in my new show. Just to make it doubley realistic, they need the money to buy drugs, fighting dogs and blinged out Volvo estates.

They could be robbing people to fund their addiction to planting 'Trees Of Rememberance' in the Holy Land?

The JNF is kind of sinister...

The list of things you never see on the street -

Jewish Muggers
Homeless Orientals
Black Serial Killers
Midget Lorry Drivers
White English Costcutter Employees

Hmm Renegade who are the people who live in your neighbourhood?

I'm wandering if it might be Soweto.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 13 2009, 2:27 PM BST

The list of things you never see on the street -

Nowadays, Hilda Ogden and Eddie Yates.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2009, 2:31 PM BST

Hmm Renegade who are the people who live in your neighbourhood?

I'm wandering if it might be Soweto.

I'm in Hackney at the moment. Draw your own parallels if you wish. Racist. :P

"A study published yesterday by the Home Office shows that up to 87 per cent of victims in Lambeth, South London, told the police that their attackers were black. Nearly 80 per cent of the victims were white. Black people account for 31 per cent of the population in these areas."

From: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article810556.ece

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