INT: LOG CABIN NIGHTTIME– FOUR SLEEPING MEN. THREE HAVE SLEEP APNOEA MASKS.
FOCUS ON FIRST SLEEPER. FX. POWERFUL FART. THE BLANKET BILLOWS.
FOCUS ON SECOND SLEEPER. FX. POWERFUL FART. THE BLANKET BILLOWS.
FOCUS ON THIRD SLEEPER. FX. POWERFUL FART. THE BLANKET BILLOWS.
FOCUS ON FOURTH SLEEPER. HE LEAPS OUT OF BED AND SPINTS OUT OF THE CABIN.
SLOW ZOOM OUT. THE THREE OTHERS CONTINUE FARTING. BLANKETS RIPPLING.
CUT TO MORNING. EXT. FOURTH MAN WRAPPED IN A BLANKET. SLEEPING ON THE PORCH
THE CABIN DOOR SLAMS OPEN AND THE THREE OTHERS COME TUMBLING OUT, GASPING
FOR BREATH.
FOURTH SLEEPER:
When did you say *my* fart filter was coming?