Dangerous Breakfast

INT: KITCHEN. TWO TODDLERS - DALE & CARL - SITTING AT THE TABLE:

MOTHER - (Sweetly) What do you want for breakfast, Carl?

CARL - (Surly): I'll have effing Wheatabix.

MOTHER goes balistic: FX. sounds of a Carl being beaten sensless and hurled
out into the garden.

MOTHER - (Sweetly) What would you like for breakfast, Dale?

DALE - (Fearfully) I sure as hell don't want no effing wheatabix.

Thanks for the info, Griff. And thanks for the Google idea. In future I'll use it as a pre-post filter.

I still liked it.

It's an oldie but a goodie.

For some reason I can visualise Dave Allen doing it on telly 20 years ago.

Hi Kevin. Thanks for the observation: If you can see Dave Allen on TV 20 years ago you've got an envious ability!