Post sexual nightmare world

JOHN AND JANE ARE POST APOCALYPTIC SURVIVORS ARE TALKING.

JOHN
Well the year's 2050 and it looks like we're the last genertation. Who'd have thought Gordon Brown would actually manage to destroy England?

JANE
He was trying to help, he really thought he was tying to help. That's why he had the NHS draw up those leaflets drawn telling teenagers it's good to have sex.

JOHN
Yeh one look at have "have a shag Jaqui Smith does" "Gordon lives with Alistair" and of course "The Joy of Daivd Millerband." That was it an entire generation put off sex for good.

JANE
Only Gordon could persuade teenagers to stop shagging ever. What happened to all that genetically manufactured spunk they were talking about?

JOHN
Well the only people who could afford it were the very lowest scum in the country; bankers, the royal family and David Cameron.

JANE
That'll explain the monsters, run here comes one now!

JOHN AND JANE RUN
A HIDEOUS MONSTER DRAGS IT'S ON SCENE

HIDEOUS MONSTER
One demands some blood, blood and bonuses now! Conservative Futures for eveyone!

Good setup and imagery. I liked it.

Got to disagree with Leevil I'm afraid. The set-up is totally implausible. Why are these people talking to each other about these things?

YWB, I'm afraid.

Gordon Brown is a cyborg, The clue is in the eye.

Ooh ouch. Another case of trying to make a weird story work, back to the drawing board!

Just my opinion, Soots - others might like it.

Badge is right. I was just in the mood to read about post apocalyptic worlds. *Googles Birmingham*

Nah it would have worked if it was a bigger story in my view.
"Put's on his I suck at everything hat"

It's a bit of a stretch to say Brown had the NHS draw up these leaflets anyway, so I'm not sure the angle on the story works either.

This feels like kicking a man when he's down. *inserts suitable smiley*

Quote: Badge @ July 12 2009, 11:29 PM BST

This feels like kicking a man when he's down. *inserts suitable smiley*

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Well the government has genuinely produced leaflets encouraging teenagers to feel good about shagging. The one eyed loony is such a control freak I can believe he wrote and starred in them himself.

Possibly with Harriet Harman and Alistair Darling.

Quote: sootyj @ July 12 2009, 11:31 PM BST

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I think it's one part of one NHS Trust isn't it? Hardly "the Government".

Now who's picking the nits.
It's all the same conspiracy.

Oh yeah. Sorry.