MAN ON PHONE TO ELECTRICITY COMPANY GIRL (SHERYL)
MAN
Hello is that Powergen I wish to complain about my electricity bill, it's £230 more than it should be.
SHERYL
Good afternoon sir. That's part of a government scheme to encourage you to generate your own electricity. You get it back if you generate it.
MAN
I beg your pardon generate my own electricity? What do you think I have some sort of nuclear powerplant in my shed? Or maybe I should run around in some sort of giant hamster wheel?
SHERYL
Could you sir? That would be most helpful. It's a wizard way to persuade people to build the wind turbines the government won't by bribing them with their own money.
MAN
That's awful and what's this £50 to fight the Taleban?
SHERYL
Same idea sir, if you shoot a member of the Taleban you get £50 back. Any one at all Talibany in your street?
