Where babies come from.

LITTLE BOY TALKING TO HIS MUMMY.

BOY
Mummy where do babies come from?

MUMMY
The stork brings them sweety.

BOY
No mummy where do babies really come from?

MUMMY
I found you under the gooseberry bush.

BOY
No mummy stop telling fibs, where do babies really comefrom.

MUMMY
Ok you're a big boy and big boys deserve to hear the truth. You're dad swipes them when he cleans the floors at the hospital.

BOY
Is that why we keep them in cages in the basement?

MUMMY
Yes sweety, would you like to feed them?

BOY
Yay!

Excellent black comedy; without going too far over the top.

Nice one.

That was very good!

I agree with Morrace and everyone on this thread. It's very good, and just the right length as well. One question - did you deliberately choose the gender this way? Because the more typical thing would be for a woman to take the babies.

Dunno the balance seemed to work better.

Yeah, the kid talking to mummy seems a more natural set up so fair enough.

Is this a reference to something?

I liked the twist, last two lines didn't add anything for me though.

No just me being mean

Quote: Badge @ July 11 2009, 11:23 PM BST

I agree with Morrace

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Is he back?

Good one Soots. As said, last lines superfluous because of the twisty punch before them.

Well if anyone ever produces this horrible thing I may dump them.

=I think I added them because they gave a little bit of character to the story, but if they drag it out they shall go.

Very funny sketch. I liked it a lot.

Yet again, excellence. I'd keep the darkness of the last two lines.

I think the last two lines are needed, to give it a sick normality.