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A GHANIAN MINISTER IS TALKING TO A MUSEUM CURATOR.

MINISTER
How could you say that you nincompoop!

CURATOR
I was just doing my job, it was policy to say it. You're policy.

MINISTER
Don't try wriggling out of it you gobshite, by them time I'm finished you'll be picking up body parts at the leper colony.

CURATOR
It can't be that bad.

MINISTER
Barrack Obama visits our museum of slavery.

CURATOR
I'm so sorry.

MINISTER
And you tell Hilary Clinton no return on goods with out a receipt.

'Don't try wriggling out of it you gobshite, by them time I'm finished you'll be picking up body parts at the leper colony.'

Good line.

Thanks, what did you think of the punch?

Quote: sootyj @ July 11 2009, 2:46 PM BST

Thanks, what did you think of the punch?

Are you saying that Obama won't be allowed into US without a receipt as he is a black slave? I don't totally get the punch but I did like that line that I mentioned.

Damnation that's an IWB. The joke was he visited a slave market museum and the curator thinks Barrack is a slave being returned for a refund.

Really good Soots.

I thought the punch was great, even if it initially eluded Nigel.

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