Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 1:25 AM BSTAmazing to remember just how hairy down-below some of those nudey ladies were by today's standards.
Little did the light-fingered young Tim Walker realise that what he had taken to be pornography was in fact the Journal of Hypertrichosis.
Quote: Timbo @ July 11 2009, 1:32 AM BSTLittle did the light-fingered young Tim Walker realise that what he had taken to be pornography was in fact the Journal of Hypertrichosis.
Saying that, Journal Of Hypertrichosis were a great prog-rock band.
I was doing some research for something I am writing and found at my local library that in the National Geographics any of the issues that had nudiness, like the famous Women of Borneo issue, were extremely thummed through or were stolen. I think for many, Nat. Geo is the ceremonial first porn.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 4:28 AM BSTI was doing some research for something I am writing and found at my local library that in the National Geographics any of the issues that had nudiness, like the famous Women of Borneo issue, were extremely thummed through or were stolen. I think for many, Nat. Geo is the ceremonial first porn.
My folks had every issue from 1880whenever through the 1980s. I read every one of them as a child. I could pick out issues with my favourite girls with my eyes closed.
And isn't funny that it didn't matter how saggy the tits were? Tits are tits.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 4:34 AM BSTAnd isn't funny that it didn't matter how saggy the tits were? Tits are tits.
Even as an 11-year-old, I was more attracted to islanders who obviously hadn't jogged all that much.
Quote: DaButt @ July 11 2009, 4:39 AM BSTEven as an 11-year-old, I was more attracted to islanders who obviously hadn't jogged all that much.
My oldest is getting to the point where girls aren't gross and I'm waiting to see what he fancies. I did find my Victoria's Secret catalog in his room (he's away at summer camp in Kentucky) and had a good chuckle at his expense. I'm gleaning little bits of his new "puberty-ridden" personality while playing video games with him. He's an eyes and boobs man.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 4:48 AM BSTHe's an eyes and boobs man.
So his future girlfriend will be one of those anime chicks? I hope he isn't into all the tentacles and other weird rapey things the Japanese seem to dig.
Hope not, that stuff is spooky. He actually watches a lot of TV with me and he likes Jen on The IT Crowd and all the Doctor Who girls. I really want him to see Psychoville, he\'s the kind of kid who\'d get it and he has a very mature sense of humour without being all perverty.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 5:03 AM BSTI really want him to see Psychoville, he's the kind of kid who'd get it and he has a very mature sense of humour without being all perverty.
Just don't make him do a lot of bad murders that he really doesn't want to do.
No, he'll just drive me crazy quoting it. And I'm sure he'll love all the characters. The midwife looks like our equally batty neighbour.
Quote: Aaron @ July 11 2009, 1:02 AM BSTThey once put down pages from The Sun as the table covering during an art lesson at school. I certainly didn't cut out the Page 3 girl, safely hide it in my bag, take it home, and put it up on my bedroom wall.
Please tell me you took your "wonder wall" down before your lady fair saw it?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 11 2009, 4:48 AM BST
My oldest is getting to the point where girls aren't gross and I'm waiting to see what he fancies. I did find my Victoria's Secret catalog in his room (he's away at summer camp in Kentucky) and had a good chuckle at his expense. I'm gleaning little bits of his new "puberty-ridden" personality while playing video games with him. He's an eyes and boobs man.
Oh man that is so freaky!
Put a couple of post its in it telling him to tidy his room and stuff.
Thanks for the suggestion. I think I will.
Quote: sootyj @ July 11 2009, 9:17 AM BSTPut a couple of post its in it telling him to tidy his room and stuff.
No, not good advice! Get him a subscription to a soft porn mag instead.
Quote: Kenneth @ July 11 2009, 12:46 PM BSTNo, not good advice! Get him a subscription to a soft porn mag instead.
Well, if that's the case, I'll just give him some of his dad's.