Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 11:57 PM BSTI've been here too long
That's only cause you have your willy stuck in the disk drive. 
Just two more places/people I now have to avoid Page 5
Hard or Floppy?
*snigger*
Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 11:57 PM BSTI've been here too long
Leev post you long time!
Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2009, 11:59 PM BSTHard or Floppy?
Flexible, actually.
Tis true, it goes around corners!
The spoon never reaches all the yogurt.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 10 2009, 11:56 PM BSTWow, you have been here a while!
I thought you were very new and shiny!
There was someone on here called Tim Walker before, but I am sure this is not the same person. This one is nice.
Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 11:46 PM BSTI once saw boobs in a National Geographic book at school. It was the best day.
They once put down pages from The Sun as the table covering during an art lesson at school. I certainly didn't cut out the Page 3 girl, safely hide it in my bag, take it home, and put it up on my bedroom wall.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 10 2009, 11:46 PM BSTExactly. And if having a girl strap-on a massive dildo and roughly penetrate your rectum is "gay", then I guyess I'm just a big old gaylord who also enjoys being urinated on. People always want to make a mountain out of a molehill.
I like the sober Tim. He's funny.
Quote: Aaron @ July 11 2009, 1:02 AM BSTThey once put down pages from The Sun as the table covering during an art lesson at school. I certainly didn't cut out the Page 3 girl, safely hide it in my bag, take it home, and put it up on my bedroom wall.
I remember them doing that.
Used to occasioally nick one of the "plain covered" magazines I'd deliver on one of my various paper rounds. The intended recipients never complained to the newsagent about it not arriving. Basically if you're too scared to go and buy porn, you're too scared to make a fuss when it isn't delivered.
As I grew-up, however, I felt actually fairly guilty over my crime. Those poor porn-less wankers I stole from. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 1:17 AM BSTUsed to occasioally nick one of the "plain covered" magazines I'd deliver on one of my various paper rounds. The intended recipients never complained to the newsagent about it not arriving. Basically if you're too scared to go and buy porn, you're too scared to make a fuss when it isn't delivered.
As I grew-up, however, I felt actually fairly guilty over my crime. Those poor porn-less wankers I stole from.
Erm, if you stole their porn would they be wankers? Oh wait, there's always the Freemans Cataloge !
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 1:17 AM BSTAs I grew-up, however, I felt actually fairly guilty over my crime. Those poor porn-less wankers I stole from.
Don't say that or we wouldn't have [insert your favourite BCG member here].
Amazing to remember just how hairy down-below some of those nudey ladies were by today's standards. Brings an nostalgic tear to my eye.
(SINGS.) For every thing, turn, turn, turn/There is a season, turn, turn, turn...
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 11 2009, 1:25 AM BSTBrings an nostalgic tear to my eye.
Which eye? [/obvious joke][/or what original post implied]