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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 10 2009, 11:19 PM BST

Nothing, dear Roo. Just that that is not traditionally the way men (gay or otherwise) tend to resolve things. We tend to just never speak about it again and hope it will go away. Pretend it didn't happen, that sort of thing. :)

But you guys do hug and watch films from the sofa under a duvet together and make each other laugh with little notes on napkins and buy each other chocolate and give each other back rubs, right?

No one can deny a hug.... Teary

*gets naked*

You could just I dunno f**k him? I mean you might not be gay but it could be fun and doesn't every one like a bit of anal sex everynow and again.

And this way you can have a pint and a fag afterwards?

Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 11:38 PM BST

*gets naked*

*Is not sure about hugging Lee now*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 10 2009, 11:38 PM BST

But you guys do hug and watch films from the sofa under a duvet together and make each other laugh with little notes on napkins and buy each other chocolate and give each other back rubs, right?

No one can deny a hug.... Teary

Hmm Ruby I suspect you've been living in a nunnery for some years and have never actually met a bloke.
We only use duvets for containing farts so we can ambush other creatures with them later. Girls or cats usually.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 10 2009, 11:38 PM BST

No one can deny a hug.... Teary

I ended-up having minor surgery after falling for that old line...

Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2009, 11:41 PM BST

Hmm Ruby I suspect you've been living in a nunnery for some years and have never actually met a bloke.

I have too! I've seen a willy and everything!

Shows what YOU know..... Pleased

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 10 2009, 11:41 PM BST

I ended-up having minor surgery after falling for that old line...

Who did you hug? Bella Emberg? :O

Coulda been a carrot painted pink. I know I fell for the old penis painted orange a suspiciously high number of times.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 10 2009, 11:44 PM BST

I have too! I've seen a willy and everything!

I once saw boobs in a National Geographic book at school. It was the best day.

Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2009, 11:40 PM BST

I mean you might not be gay but it could be fun and doesn't every one like a bit of anal sex everynow and again.

Exactly. And if having a girl strap-on a massive dildo and roughly penetrate your rectum is "gay", then I guess I'm just a big old gaylord who also enjoys being urinated on. People always want to make a mountain out of a molehill. Angry

Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2009, 11:45 PM BST

Coulda been a carrot painted pink. I know I fell for the old penis painted orange a suspiciously high number of times.

The give away is that carrots don't spit.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 10 2009, 11:46 PM BST

The give away is that carrots don't spit.

Or make me keep secrets from mommy Teary

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 10 2009, 11:46 PM BST

Exactly. And if having a girl strap-on a massive dildo and roughly penetrate your rectum is "gay", then I'm just a big gaylord who also enjoys being urinated on. People always want to make a mountain out of a molehill. Angry

It's called pegging. Frostyboy explained it all. We miss him so...

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Ooooh a tumbleweed....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 10 2009, 11:44 PM BST

Who did you hug? Bella Emberg? :O

A hug can lead to other things...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 10 2009, 11:46 PM BST

The give away is that carrots don't spit.

Now if I'd had that written on a card I might not be on first name terms with the local GUM clinic.

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