JANE IS AT A BUSY STARBUCKS BUYING A COFFEE FROM MIGUEL.
JANE
I'll have a medium cinamon latte and I'm feeling naughty. What do you have that's really wicked?
MIGUEL
I tell you what is really wicked.
JANE
A muffin?
MIGUEL
No killing the enemies of the state, their families and pets.
JANE
I just wanted a pastry that's horrible!
MIGUEL
When I was a colonel of the security police it was horrible but neccesary. And now I have had to flee to this rainy island and the humiliation of working in Starbucks.
JANE
So the UN caught up with you, you monster good job!
MIGUEL
Not the UN, the Cat's Protection League the pussies we murdered really angered them.
JANE
I can't believe I've been buying my lattes from a murderer and a murderer of cats at that!
MIGUEL
You don't understand we were fighting a terrible enemy. The leader of the rebels we called him The Phantom for 10 years I tracked him through the jungle, the city, the frozen mountains.
JANE
Did you ever find him?
MIGUEL
Finally in this hellish grey skyed island I found my nemesis.
THE MANAGER APPEARS
MANAGER
Hey Colonel death stop wasting time chatting there's a queue and this woman needs to get to work!
MIGUEL
Yes El Phantom, latte and a muffin wasn't it?
JANE
You're the Phantom managing a Starbucks in Euston?
MANAGER
Yes and as soon as I have enough Annual Leave I shall return and liberate my people!