Happy Birthday, Robyn! 
Happy Birthday Robyn! Page 3
Bloody hell, not another Birthday, did everyone's Mum and Dad go to the same swingers party a few years ago?
Anyways, here we go -
Happy Birthday dear Skatz
Everyone loves cats
Not me though cause they stick their claws
On my private bits, even though I ignore them
So a bit like women really
You are young and pretty, so I hope you make the best of your fantastic birthday.
Love,
Teh Carprak
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 11 2009, 1:00 AM BSTEveryone loves cats
Not me though cause they stick their claws
On my private bits, even though I ignore them
So a bit like women really
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 11 2009, 1:00 AM BSTBloody hell, not another Birthday, did everyone's Mum and Dad go to the same swingers party a few years ago?
Well mine may have done so a loooooooooooonnnnnggg time ago.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 11 2009, 1:00 AM BSTYou are young and pretty, so I hope you make the best of your fantastic birthday.
Thank you very much, everyone! Elliot got everyone to chip in - and they all bought me a guitar! It's fricking awesome.
Wowwwww!!
What colour? What kiiind?
It's an acoustic, and it's black - and I'm sure Elliot will be able to tell you more once he gets home. 
Ha, no I think that's about all I'd understand!
Ace present.
He's been playing it all day, and so I'm quite worried I'll never be able to learn it - but I will stick at it.
Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:43 PM BSTHa, no I think that's about all I'd understand!
Ace present.
's about all I understand as well. It's pretty and it makes nice sounds.
Not when I'm playing it, it doesn't!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 11 2009, 7:48 PM BSTHe's been playing it all day, and so I'm quite worried I'll never be able to learn it
Buy one of these and there will be room for 4 of your friends as well.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 11 2009, 7:30 PM BST
Thank you very much, everyone! Elliot got everyone to chip in - and they all bought me a guitar! It's fricking awesome.
That's awesome!
Elliot, will you go out with me?
Quote: Leevil @ July 11 2009, 10:45 PM BST
Elliot, will you go out with me?
Sorry Lee, you're just not as pretty as Robyn. 
Lee is muuuuuch prettier than me! You'd struggle to find someone who wasn't!