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When I saw him lying there...

When I saw him lying there … by Frankie The Filker

For Michael Jacko fans everywhere…

(Sung to the Tune of "I saw her standing there" by The Beatles)
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Well, when he sang Billie Jean,
You know what I mean,
And the way he danced was way beyond compare,
Now he looks like any other dead guy
When I saw him lyin' there

Well he looked up at me, and I, I could see
He's an old bald git with none of his own hair,
Now he'll never ever sing or dance another (whooh)
When I saw him lyin' there.

His heart didn't go "boom"
When I crossed that room,
And held his ice cold hands in mine...

Well, we danced through the night,
And we held each other tight,
And sang along to his big hits from Thriller
But now he looks just like an uglier Phyllis Diller (whooh)
When I saw him lying there

His heart didn't go "boom,"
When I crossed that room,
And held his ice cold hands in mine...

Well, we danced through the night,
And we held each other tight,
And sang along to his big hits from Thriller
But now he looks just like an uglier Phyllis Diller (whooh)
When I saw him lying there…

END

Double standards, Frankie! You (Lennon Worshipper) raised Hell with a similar Lennon spoof!

So here's one for you son - yeah, yeah, yeah!

(Sung to the Tune of "She Loves You" by The Beatles)

Lennon thought he was okay
Seeing Chapman yesterday
Until he pulled a gun
And blew his head away.

He went and shot you
And you know that's very sad.
Yes, he shot you
And your dealers won't be glad.

Chorus:
He shot you, yeah, yeah, yeah
He shot you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a shot like that
Our Frankie's really sad

*Works both ways Frankie boy!*

Note - yours scans better 'cos mine was done in a bit of a 'Rage'

Not bad, but I prefer the stuff on your website!

;)

It's quite good Rage. But unless I'm just too tired, I felt the words stumbled over each other.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 10 2009, 1:06 AM BST

Not bad, but I prefer the stuff on your website!
;)

Aw, that's not a very nice thing to say. A begrudging touche, though. ;)

Oh, let's be friends!

Life's too short... :)

Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 1:28 AM BST

It's quite good Rage. But unless I'm just too tired, I felt the words stumbled over each other.

And I counted out the syllables, an' all..

Thanks though!

I wrote it for the JunkMales to perform live but by the time we ever did it, the 'Jackson Dead!' moment would be long gone!

:)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 10 2009, 1:47 AM BST

Oh, let's be friends!

Life's too short... :)

Oh, alright then! :)

Gaay.

:D

Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 1:52 AM BST

Gaay.

Threesome? <3

Quote: Joseff @ July 10 2009, 1:55 AM BST

Threesome? <3

No. It's just the way I'm sat.

We shouldn't hijack Frankie's thread. :)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 10 2009, 1:47 AM BST

And I counted out the syllables, an' all..

It doesn't seem to fit the tune:

So how could I dance with another (ooh) = 10 syllables.

Now he looks just like any other dead guy (ooh) = 12 syllables.

Quote: Kenneth @ July 10 2009, 2:10 AM BST

It doesn't seem to fit the tune:

So how could I dance with another (ooh) = 10 syllables.

Now he looks just like any other dead guy (ooh) = 12 syllables.

I didn't say I could count well!

I'll amend it to suit your superior counting skills!

:)

Quote: Joseff @ July 10 2009, 2:01 AM BST

We shouldn't hijack Frankie's thread. :)

Leevil does that to ever'body!

And why not indeed!

All welcome here!

Come one, come all!

;) *gets ready to prime dynamite jacket*

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 10 2009, 1:47 AM BST

I wrote it for the JunkMales to perform live but by the time we ever did it, the 'Jackson Dead!' moment would be long gone!

I'm not so sure Frankie. It could well be with us a while longer.

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