The puppet?
Do you have... y'know... bits?
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 8 2009, 10:00 PM BST
I don't know...He's also told me I don't exist before so I've not a clue where that leaves things.
Non-existent girlfriends are hot.
Quote: Balf @ July 8 2009, 10:16 PM BSTI would like to come clean, I'm actually an elderly Italian woman named Sofia Rondanni. That's me in the Dolmio adverts.
Hey sexy when's my Dolmio day?
When I get you hot sauce?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 8 2009, 10:20 PM BSTNon-existent girlfriends are hot.
Especially if one has a non-existent penis (albeit nine inches).
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 8 2009, 10:00 PM BST
It's a ruse so that he doesn't have to lick you out.
Quote: Aaron @ July 8 2009, 10:33 PM BSTIt's a ruse so that he doesn't have to lick you out.
Surely I would lose out if I was attempting such a ruse? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 8 2009, 10:20 PM BSTNon-existent girlfriends are hot.
She is pretty hot. 
Quote: Aaron @ July 8 2009, 10:33 PM BSTIt's a ruse so that he doesn't have to lick you out.
Ohh. you can be so crude sometimes.
Sometimes? All the times.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 8 2009, 10:44 PM BSTSurely I would lose out if I was attempting such a ruse?
Ummm... Am confused now.
Quote: bigfella @ July 8 2009, 10:46 PM BSTOhh. you can be so crude sometimes.
You should have seen it before the re-write. 