British Comedy Guide

You Have Been Watching - Series 1 Page 8

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 22 2009, 3:30 PM BST

Does that by the human law mean he has a massive pee-nis as well?

There is no correlation between the size of a man's feet and his penis.

That's all to do with the size of a man's nose.

I have a big nose.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 3:32 PM BST

That's all to do with the size of a man's nose.

I'm a regular Pinnochio.

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 3:32 PM BST

This your most succesful thread ever, John!

F**k off and do your 'Power Point', nonce!

With a wooden cock to prove it.

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 3:32 PM BST

This your most succesful thread ever, John!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 22 2009, 3:34 PM BST

F**k off and do your 'Power Point', nonce!

:D

You're going to have a stroke one of these days!

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 2:53 PM BST

You lot really are a bunch of c**ts. :)

Hey now, slow down there. No need for that. Watching it last night I remember thinking she had a funny looking nose. So when someone said she had been rubbish, I commented that her nose had entertained me to some degree. The fact the person I poked fun at was a woman is irrelevant to me. I've made fun of the way lots of men look, I'm an equal opportunities abuser thank you very much.

I done a smileyyyyy!

I don't really think you're all c**ts.

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 4:35 PM BST

I don't really think you're all c**ts.

What DO I have to do?

Um.
Stomp a kitten?

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 4:38 PM BST

Um.
Stomp a kitten?

I draw the line at animal cruelty. I don't mind feeding the neighbours kid maggots, but I won't misteat an animal. No way.

Then you shall never be a c**t.

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 4:40 PM BST

misteat

Teehee.

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 4:35 PM BST

I done a smileyyyyy!

Puh. Chicks. Smarmy

*skips and sings*

C**t, c**ts, c**ts, c**ts! C**ty, c**ty, c**t-c**ts! :)

I have a funny nose. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 22 2009, 4:48 PM BST

I have a funny nose. :)

Where?

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